with a crash of glass, and there were these empty half-jack brandy bottles sticking out of pieces of newspaper scattered all over the road. The town kid jumped to his feet, retrieved his bicycle, mounted it and was gone like a rat up a drainpipe. On Monday morning at school he probably expected to get the shit knocked out of him by Fonnie du Preez or one of the other tough kids from The Boys Farm, but instead we all went up and congratulated him. Thatâs how we discovered that Mevrou went to bed with Doctor Half-Jack.
The morning following Pissyâs absence was a nightdress morning and Mevrou snorted her â Hurrump !â and walked straight to his bed and brought her sjambok up and smashed it down on his pillow several times until she was panting, then she said, â Genoeg !â which means âenoughâ. As in, âLook, man . . . Iâve had enough, you hear! Genoeg !â Then she slammed the sjambok down once more across the pillow as hard as she could so that the whack resounded through the dormitory, making us all jump. If your bum had been that pillow I can guarantee youâd have trouble sitting for days. This time some feathers flew out of the side of the pillow and up into the air. I watched as one was caught by a draught of air and sailed right up past my nose and turned and floated out of the window behind my bed four rows away from Pissyâs pillow.
âKobus Vermaak has had an epileptic fit and somebody here is to blame! I want to know who it is! If you donât tell who hit him then you all going to get in trouble, you hear?â She looked around, her bloodshot eyes taking in each of us. The fly resting on her tits was moving up and down with her heavy breathing. âI donât want you playing all innocent, hey! Somebody here knows, and if you donât tell me who it is you all going to get the sjambok !â She waited but only silence followed. âIâm going to ask each one of you, âDid you hit Kobus Vermaak?â and you going to look me in the face and if you done it, Iâll know. Itâs no use, you canât fool me, you hear?â
I donât think any of us would have known what an epileptic fit was. Certainly Iâd never heard Pissyâs fits given a name like that. In fact, I was a bit surprised that fits had names other than âout of the blueâ. How would we know one was different to the other? But an epileptic one was obviously bad and if it came about because you hit a person then I was to blame, one hundred per cent. But I had one thing going for me; nobody in the dormitory had seen me do it and I didnât have to own up, although I wasnât much good at duplicity. Iâd have to try my hardest not to give anything away. But thatâs the trouble, in my experience, when you try to conceal you often reveal. I could feel the fear rising up from my stomach, and filling my throat and my knees started to shake and my whole body trembled so that I was a dead giveaway.
Mevrou started at the top bed and I knew Iâd have to try to pull myself together before she got to me, but fear is something thatâs hard to control, the harder you try the worse it gets.
âDannie van Niekerk, did you hit Kobus?â she asked. Dannie was the oldest boy in the dormitory, nearly twelve, and almost ready to be transferred to the senior boysâ dormitory.
â Nee , Mevrou!â Dannie shouted out his emphatic denial.
âWillem Oosthuizen, did you hit Kobus?â
â Nee , Mevrou!â came the equally vehement response.
She continued down the beds. For once nobody was guilty so they could shout out their denial quick smart and with conviction. Then she came to my bed where I was shaking like a leaf, guilty as sin. I couldnât even get the words out to confess and I could feel my eyes blurring with tears. I was truly shitting myself and wouldnât have been surprised if Iâd done a job