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sub-editors suggest that it’s converted into office space. But it comes into its own for the awards party. I scan the space, ticking off items in my head. Massive iced cake in shape of magazine cover, which no one will eat: check. Caterers setting out glasses: check. Table of trophies: check. Ian from IT is crouching by the podium, fiddling with the auto reader.
    “All OK?” I hurry over.
    “Grand.” He jumps up. “I’ve loaded the speech. Want a sound check?”
    I step onto the stage, switch on the microphone, and peer at the reader.
    “Good evening!” I raise my voice. “I’m Felicity Graveney, editor of
Pincher Travel Review
, and I would like to welcomeyou to our twenty-third annual awards ceremony. And
what
a year it’s been.”
    I can see from Ian’s sardonic eyebrow that I’m going to have to sound a bit more excited than that.
    “Shut up,” I say, and he grins. “I have eighteen awards to present.…”
    Which is far too many. Every year we have a stand-up battle over which ones to get rid of, and then we get rid of none.
    “Blah, blah … OK, fine.” I switch off the mike. “See you later.”
    As I hurry back down the corridor, I see Gavin, our publisher, at the far end. He’s ushering an unmistakable forty-inch waist into the lift. As I’m watching, the Gruffalo turns and flashes a menacing anti-smile at me. He holds up four stubby fingers and is still doing so as the doors close.
    I know what that means, and I’m not going to be intimidated. So his new hotel got four stars from us instead of five. He should have created a better hotel. He should have invested in slightly more sand to lay on the concrete base of his “award-winning, man-created beach” and tried hiring slightly less pretentious staff.
    I head into the Ladies’, survey my reflection, and wince. Sometimes I’m genuinely shocked at the version of me in the mirror. Do I look
so
unlike Angelina Jolie? When did those shadows appear under my eyes? Everything about me is too dark, I abruptly decide. My hair, my brows, my sallow skin. I need to get something bleached. Or maybe everything, all at once. There must surely be a spa somewhere that has an all-in-one bleaching tank. One quick dip; keep your mouth open for the teeth-whitening option.
    Hmm. Is there a piece in that? I type
Bleach?
into my BlackBerry, then attack everything I can with brushes. Finally I apply a generous amount of Nars Red Lizard. One thing: I can damn well wear lipstick. Perhaps they’ll put it on my grave. F ELICITY G RAVENEY LIES HERE . S HE COULD DAMN WELL WEAR LIPSTICK .
    I head out, glance at my watch, and press
Daniel
on speed dial as I walk. He’ll know I’m phoning now, we discussed the timing, he’ll pick up, he has to pick up.… Go on, Daniel, pick up.… Where are you …?
    Voicemail.
    Bastard
.
    With Daniel, I am quite capable of going from calm to seething in 0–60.
    The beep sounds and I draw breath.
    “You’re not there,” I say with elaborate calmness, walking toward my office. “That’s a shame, because I have to be at this event soon, which you knew, because we discussed it. Several times.”
    My voice is shaking. I cannot allow him to get to me. Let it go, Fliss. Divorce is a process and this is a process and we’re all part of the Tao. Or the Zen. Whatever. The thing in all those books I was given with the word “Divorce” on the cover above a circle or a picture of a tree.
    “Anyway.” I take a deep breath. “Maybe you can let Noah listen to this message? Thank you.”
    I close my eyes briefly and remind myself I’m not talking to Daniel anymore. I have to shift his repulsive face out of my mind. I’m talking to the little face that lights up my life. The face that—against pretty tall odds—keeps the world making sense. I picture his shaggy fringe, his huge gray eyes, his school socks wrinkled around his ankles.Curled up on the sofa at Daniel’s place, with Monkey under his arm.
    “Sweetheart, I hope you’re