but the cornucopia of condoms in her drawer is a definite stopper.
âMatty . . .â Moniqueâs booty dropped to the bed, her hands returning to her breasts. âWhat are you waiting for?â
A certificate from the health department? No, thatâs a mean thought. She is practicing safe sex. Often. But she is too wild, too flirtatious, too sexual, too . . . loose. Does anyone use that word anymore? Monique is fast and loose. Or maybe she just likes to have a lot of sex. Thereâs nothing wrong with that, but that makes me only another hookup to her. Sheâll probably be calling Latino man later this week.
âMatty, what are you doing?â she asked.
Iâm not doing . . . anything . . . or anyone. I wanted to go on a fun date that led to more fun dates. I didnât want a one-night stand. I didnât want a hookup. I didnât want to see the contents of this drawer either.
âMonique,â Matthew said, âI had a great time, I really did, but I . . . I have to go now.â
Monique rolled off the bed in a flash, standing dangerously close to Matthew. âYouâre kidding, right?â
She is so fine. âNo. Thanks for dinner and . . . dancing.â And a show I will never forget.
Matthew slipped to the side, ducked under the ceiling fan, and left the bedroom, stepping carefully over Moniqueâs clothes on the kitchen floor. By the time he reached her door, Monique was beside him, wrapped in only a whispery thin sheet.
âYouâre leaving?â she shouted. âNow?â
She doesnât have to be so loud about it. âYes.â
âDid I do something wrong?â
âNo, Monique,â he said. âYou are gorgeous. I will regret leaving you the second I shut this door behind me.â
She moved between Matthew and the door. âThen donât leave,â she whispered.
Matthew sighed. âIâm not ready.â
Monique slid a hand down his leg. âYou looked ready.â
I was wearing baggy jeans. How could she tell? âI should have told you this earlier. My girlfriend left me today.â
Monique blinked. âYou have a girlfriend?â
âI had a girlfriend until this morning. At least I think she left me this morning.â That was a lot of food to move, and the microwave is bulky. âWe were together for a year.â
Moniqueâs lower lip drooped. âYou poor man.â
How does she know Iâm poor? âShe got on a plane to the Dominican Republic today.â
Monique frowned. âOh, so she only left on a plane somewhere.â
âWith someone else, â he said. âA man named Carlo.â Moniqueâs sexy eyebrows became one. âOh.â She blinked. âOh. Whatâd you do wrong?â
âIâm not sure. I either wasnât hairy enough or I didnât smell enough like oranges.â
Monique continued to blink.
âWhatever it was,â Matthew said, âshe chose him over me, and I went out tonight to try to forget her. I hope you understand.â
Monique pulled the sheet tighter around her chest. âSo I was your get-over date?â
Yes. âNo, not exactly. I just wanted to have fun tonight, and I thought of you. Youâre fun. I had fun tonight.â
She tugged at his hand. âThen letâs go back and finish this fun date.â
âMonique, I have these interior brakes, and they . . . theyâre locked up tight right now.â I have even set the emergency brake for the first time in my life. âI donât want to rush into anything so soon. Do you understand?â
âNo.â
I didnât think she would. âOkay, let me explain it this way. Monique, Iâm not that handsome.â
âI think you are,â Monique said.
Because youâre drunk and horny. âWomen as beautiful as you rarely look at me for more than a second unless they absolutely have to, and in most relationships