shit.â
âYouâd look like an
actual
dick in a uniform,â Paz shoots back. âBut Hollowayâ¦fuck, man, youâd be perfect. You auditioning?â
Liam doesnât get a chance to answer, because suddenly, the man himself is standing before us.
âMr. Lassiter.â Jeremy jumps up, sticking out his hand like an overeager tool. âJeremy Hill. Iâm a big fan.â
Lassiter looks at Jeremyâs hand, ignores it, glances around at all of us. His gaze settles on Liam. âYou. You look familiar. Who are you?â
âLiam Holloway.â I swear, the way he says it, youâd think he was about to tack a âSirâ on the end. He really
is
kinda perfect to play a soldier, all respectful and disciplined and shit. âI was in James Gallagherâs last movie,
The History of Us
.â
Sir.
âOh yeah. Fuckinâ Jim. That movie was all right. Whoâs your agent?â
âEvan Cooper, Sir.â
I knew it.
The rest of us laugh, and so does Lassiter, but heâs not walking away. âLift up your shirt.â
Liamâs so stunned, he doesnât even respond. Fortunately, I have no such problem with my reaction time, and at least one of us recognizes this for the opportunity it is. I yank up Liamâs shirt as far as I can, revealing his eight-pack to the entirety of Circuit.
Half the fucking club stops and whistles, and I grin as some girl calls out âNice body!â from the front.
âIâm inclined to agree,â Lassiter says wryly. âHere,
Sir.
Tell Evan Cooper to give me a call.â He hands over a card, gives Liamâs abs another quick glance, then walks off toward the bar.
Liam whirls around to see us all gaping at him. âDid that shit seriously just happen?â he asks me.
âThat shit
seriously
just happened,â I confirm, giving him a bro-five that nearly breaks my palm in two. âScott fucking
Lassiter
! Thatâs a Fourth of July movie, man!â
Just like that, the goofy, bewildered smile on his face falls. âRight. A Fourth of July movie. Which means filming starts soon.â
âSo?â asks Paz.
âSo it overlaps with
Daylight Falls
,â he says miserably.
Which means thereâs no chance in hell heâll be able to do it.
He sighs and drops back down to his seat. I donât really know what to say him nowânone of us doâbut it doesnât matter. He pulls out his phone, and I know weâve lost him to Ally for the night.
âChester, this place looks absurd,â Liam observes as he walks around the pool area, taking in the last few weeksâ worth of planning. âHasnât Ally told you a million times, no fire?â
âShe said no fire
works
. Or fire dancers. Sheâs never said anything about setting the hot tub on fire.â I watch one of the burlesque dancers touch up anotherâs makeup, and I wonder how badly itâll stain my pillowcase later.
âAnd donât you think a Grayâs Papaya cart is a little excessive? I didnât even know they
had
carts.â
âItâs vintage.â I was particularly proud of that find. âAnd this partyâs for
your
girlfriend. Youâd think youâd be a little more appreciative. Especially since you insisted on being painfully boring for your birthday. Which, by the way, if you think youâre getting away with for your twenty-firstâ¦â
He rolls his eyes. âDonât worryâyouâve already made it plenty clear that next year weâll be acting out the
Grand Theft Auto
edition of your choice.â
âExcellent.â We head over to the bar and help ourselves to a couple of bottles of Stella while the guys set up. âHowâd the Lassiter audition go?â
âNot sure.â He takes a long drink, and I realize this might be the first time Liamâs actually looked nervous over a movie role. Even last year, when