worldwide operations. Some of their missions included preventing a plane hijacking, stopping a jailbreak in Iran and quelling an insurgency in the Balkans. However, alongside these successes, I regret to inform you that one of our operatives, Aoife Maguire, was killed on a mission in Morocco.â
Several horrified gasps echoed around the auditorium.
âMost of you will remember Aoife for her sense of humour, her, shall we say, unconventional outlook on life and, perhaps less fondly, for her amazing roundhouse kick in tae kwon do.â
âIâve got a pin in this arm from sparring with Aoife,â the boy sitting in front of Jess whispered to the girl next to him.
Jess shuddered.
Metsenâs face took on a serious mien.
âLet me remind you that what we do here at the abbey and after graduation is very real and very serious. Unfortunately sometimes even brilliant operatives like Aoife die in the field. If any of you are having doubts, as always you are free to leave at any time, as long as you grab a glass of Memory Wipe on the way out.â
A murmur rippled through the audience, but nobody moved from their seat. Jess couldnât help thinking that Metsen was treating the girlâs death somewhat casually, if not coldly.
âThis year, in addition to our Irish cadets, we welcome new cadets from Russia, the Ukraine, South Africa and Australia to our family. Even though the calibre of Irish recruits is just as high as usual, we couldnât pass up the opportunity of inviting these exceptional individuals to join our special community. I trust that our broader student base will provide an enriching learning experience for all.
âNow for some school notices,â continued Principal Metsen. âDue to Ms Maguireâs death, we have revised the syllabus. Our language programme will now include more language labs specialising in regional dialects and colloquial language. We are also introducing a new subject called âAdvanced Counter-Surveillanceâ, which will be compulsory for sophister-year students.â
There was a loud groan to the left.
The principal snapped his head around.
âMr Foley. Unless you want to end up dead as a P.E.P. Squad operative or knock back a glass of Memory Wipe, I suggest you revise your attitude.â
After a few moments glaring at the unfortunate boy, Principal Metsen smiled broadly again.
âNow to more pleasant news. It is my absolute pleasure to welcome Miss Ball to the teaching staff.â
The woman sitting between Signora Enigmistica and Lieutenant Parry stood up and made a small curtsey.
âMiss Ball is our new Head of Arts and will be directing this yearâs school musical: The Wizard of Oz . There will be a sign-up sheet outside Miss Ballâs office and auditions will be held later in the term,â continued Principal Metsen.
âSchool musical!â chuckled Matt.
âNow Iâll ask our transition-year cadets to stay seated. Freshman- and sophister-year cadets, please collect your bags and go to your dormitories to change into your regular uniforms. Iâll leave the rest of you in the capable hands of our transition-year coordinator, Lieutenant Parry, while I slip into something less shabby.â
The principal virtually had to shout the last few words as two-thirds of the cadets left the auditorium with much chattering and laughter. Most of the teachers stood up and left too. Once the doors had banged shut the room was deathly quiet. Only twenty-four students were left.
Lieutenant Parry walked to the front of the stage and sat down, dangling his legs over the orchestra pit.
âFirstly Iâd like to offer you all a warm welcome and congratulations on being accepted into the P.E.P. training programme. I know a good group of candidates when I see one, and I can tell youâre all going to thrive in this environment,â he said with a broad smile. Then the smile disappeared. âIâm not
David Sherman & Dan Cragg