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exhausted.”
    Well, that cleared things up.
    “Pretty much. Yeah. We can’t cook worth shit. We found that out Monday. I think I still have food poisoning.” That was the lie they’d told for some whacked ass reason. When the car not starting was dismissed because it was too easy to check, they’d resorted to the old standby of vomiting and or diarrhea. Continuing the lie was so easy.
    But Sean didn’t seem to believe them. He looked from Kyle to Kevin.
    “Okay, so let me get this straight? Are you telling me that the two of you have been parent free since Monday night and neither one of you jerk offs even thought to tell us?”
    Kevin ran his hands over his face and groaned. Kyle didn’t know if this was a good thing or… Nope, nothing good could come of the football team knowing there was an unsupervised area.
    “Like we have time to do anything. Come on Sean, Kevin and I are still doing homework every night at midnight. We haven’t had time to even think about what the parents being gone could mean for the rest of you.”
    “Dude, I’m not taking AP classes. I’m not up doing homework until the wee hours. I go home and jack off in the shower. I play Call of Duty until I drop. Them’s the perks of football, baby.” Sean stood in front of them in nothing but a jock. Kyle found himself comparing his friend’s body to Kevin’s. Sean came up lacking. Jesus he was looking at Sean like he was a girl, sizing him up for sex. What the fuck was wrong with him?
    “And that’s why you’re going to be bagging groceries down at the Quickee Mart in five years.” Kevin said as he finished stripping down to his jock and grabbed a towel. Kyle sat on the bench. No way was he going in that shower with Kevin right now. He was already half hard.
    “I’m going to the pros , baby. You and Kyle’ll be doing gay porn, and I’ll be catching winning touch downs and getting pussy.” Sean flicked Kevin with his towel.
    “You’re just jealous because you don’t have a hot twin to do gay porn with,” Kevin shot back , making kissing noises as he and Sean scuffled. “We’ll be raking it in, while you’re pumping gas somewhere.”
    “Mmm , hot twins. Wonder why we don’t have any hot twin chicks? We get stuck with the two of you. And all the girls screaming Kevin, Kyle. Kevvy, Kylie...” More kissing sounds.
    Kyle looked at the floor wondering if he could somehow go back in time to when this could be funny. Because right now it wasn’t the slightest bit funny. Because he wanted to fuck his brother… Right here, right now.
    “You okay, Beauchamp?” Assistant Coach Myers walked by to check out all of the noise in the shower, and paused in front of Kyle. “You look a little green, kid.”
    Kyle tried to smile but his stomach churned. “Yeah, just maybe the left over stomach bug. I think.”
    “Are you sure? We don’t want to take any chances with heat stroke. You know nausea is a symptom right?” Coach stopped to look closely while the free for all in the shower grew ever louder.
    “Fuck.” Coach walked over to the shower entrance and yelled. “Cut it out in there, or you’ll all be doing extra laps tomorrow.”
    The yells and slaps turned into intermittent giggles and a, “Sorry, Coach,” or two. Kyle had to laugh at the last one. Kevin sounded so very, very sorry.
    “It’s Thursday, Coach . Just blowing off steam before game day.” Kyle tried hard to keep a straight face when Coach came back shaking his head.
    “Yeah, well, they need to do it at a lower decibel. Or better yet, somewhere else.” He paused and glanced at Kyle. “Which one are you? Without the jersey I can’t tell the two of you apart.”
    “Kyle, Sir. And most people can’t. The only reason our parents could is Kevin has a birthmark on his back and I don’t have one at all.” Kyle realized he was nervous and should probably stop talking. Fortunately for him, Coach nodded and kept on walking back to the offices.
    He stood up and