to know the Thing better, Masklin always thought that particular pattern was its way of sighing deeply.
âMy purpose is to serve you and guide you,â said the Thing.
âSee?â said Torrit, who was feeling a bit out of things. âWe was right about that!â
Masklin prodded the box. âYouâve been keeping a bit quiet about it lately, then,â he said.
The Thing hummed. âThis was to maintain internal power. However, I can now use ambient electricity.â
âThatâs nice,â said Grimma.
âYou mean you sort of drink up the lights?â said Masklin.
âThat will suffice as an explanation for now.â
âWhy didnât you talk before, then?â said Masklin.
âI was listening.â
âOh.â
âAnd now I await instructions.â
âIn where?â said Grimma.
âI think it wants us to tell it what to do,â said Masklin. He sat back on his heels and watched the lights.
âWhat can you do?â he said.
âI can translate, calculate, triangulate, assimilate, correlate, and extrapolate.â
âI donât think we want anything like that,â said Masklin. âDo we want anything like that?â he asked the others.
Granny Morkie appeared to think about it. âNo,â she said eventually, âI donât think we wants any of that stuff. Another bananaâd be nice, mind.â
âI think all we really want is to go home and be safe,â said Masklin.
âGo home.â
âThatâs right.â
âAnd be safe.â
âYes.â
Later on, those five words became one of the most famous quotations in nome history. They got taught in schools. They got carved in stone. And itâs sad, therefore, that at the time no one thought they were particularly important.
All that happened was that the Thing said, âComputing.â
Then all its lights died, except a small green one, which began to flash.
âThank goodness for that,â said Grimma. âWhat a horrible voice. What shall we do now?â
âAccording to that Angalo boy,â said Granny, âwe have to live very sad lives.â
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I. For they did not know it, but they had brought with them the Thing, which awoke in the presence of Electricity, and it alone knew their History;
II. For nomes have memories of Flesh and Blood, while the Thing had a memory of Silicon, which is Stone and perisheth not, whereas the memory of nomes blows away like dust;
III. And they gave it Instructions, but knew it not .
IV. It is, they said, a Box with a Funny Voice .
V. But the Thing began to Compute the task of keeping all nomes safe .
VI. And the Thing also began to Compute the task of taking all nomes home .
VII. All the way Home .
From The Book of Nome, Mezzanine v. IâVII
I T WAS EASY to get lost under the floor. It took no effort at all. It was a maze of walls and cables, with drifts of dust away from the paths. In fact, as Torrit said, they werenât exactly lost, more mislaid; there were paths all over the place, between the joists and walls, but no indication of where they led to. Sometimes a nome would hurry past on an errand of its own and pay them no attention.
They dozed in an alcove formed by two huge wooden walls and woke up to light as dim as ever. There didnât seem to be any night or day in the Store. It did seem noisier, though. There was a distant, all-pervading hubbub.
A few more lights were flashing on the Thing, and it had grown a little, cup-shaped, smaller thing that went round and round very slowly.
âShould we look for the Food Hall again?â asked Torrit hopefully.
âI think you have to be a member of a department,â said Masklin. âBut it canât be the only place with food, can it?â
âIt wasnât as noisy as this when we came here,â said Granny. âWhat a din!â
Masklin looked around. There was a space between the