filthy white mid-life crisis Porsche and they ate dinner together around the kitchen table. Jemâs efforts to shame him, predictably enough, failed to have the desired effect.
âWhereâs the harm in it?â Breezily unrepentant, Gavin helped himself to another mountain of buttery mashed potato. âIâm expanding my social life, making new friends, having fun. Iâve met some smashing girls.â
Girls being the operative word. Ginny found it hard to believe sometimes that she and Gavin had ever been married. These days he was forever announcing that yet again he had met the most gorgeous creature and that this time she was definitely The One. Needless to say, Gavin was an enthusiastic chatter-upper of the opposite sex but not necessarily a sensible one. The girls invariably turned out to be in their twenties with short skirts, high heels, and white-blond hair extensions. These relationships werenât what youâd call a meeting of minds. They usually only lasted a few weeks. When Gavin had come round over Christmas he had spent all his time extolling the virtues of his latest amour, Marina. And now, ten days later, here he was extolling the virtues of a singles club.
âWhat happened to Marina?â Ginny dipped a chunk of bread into the bowl of garlic mayonnaise.
âWho? Oh, right. Her ex-boyfriend got jealous and kicked up a bit of a fuss. Theyâre back together now.â
âAnd youâre back to square one,â said Ginny. âArenât the women at this singles place a bit older than youâre used to?â
âSo? Not a problem. Some of them have cracking daughters.â Gavin was unperturbed. âAnd donât give me that look. You should try it yourself.â
âWhat? Chatting up fifty-something women, then running off with their daughters?â
âThe club. Itâd do you the world of good. Jemâs back at uni next week,â Gavin went on. âYou want to be getting out more. Come along with me, and Iâll introduce you to everyone. Itâd be fun.â
âAre you mad? Iâm your ex-wife.â Ginny couldnât believe he was serious. âItâs not normal, you know, to take your ex-wife along to your singles club. Even if I did want to go to one, which I donât .â
Gavin shrugged. âYouâve got to move with the times. And think of what youâre going to do with the rest of your life.â
âDad, leave it. This is like when you keep trying to persuade me to eat olives just because you love them. Mumâs fine; sheâs not desperate like you.â
âIâm not desperate.â Gavin was outraged at this slur on his character.
âNo, youâre just a bit of a tart.â Reaching over, Jem gave his hand a reassuring pat. âAnd thatâs not a criticism; itâs the truth. But Mum isnât like that. Sheâs happy as she is.â Turning to Ginny, she added, âYou never get lonely, do you, Mum? Youâre not the type.â
âUm⦠wellâ¦â Caught off guard by what had clearly been a rhetorical question, Ginny wondered if this might perhaps be the moment to confess that sometimes, if she was honest, she did get a bitâ
âThank God ,â Jem continued with feeling. âAnd let me tell you, I seriously appreciate it.â She shook her head in disbelief. âI mean, you wouldnât believe what some parents are like. There are some completely hopeless cases out there. Like Lizzie, one of the girls on my course, her mum and dad ring her up almost every day; they have no idea how embarrassing they are. Everyone bursts out laughing whenever her phone ringsâitâs like her parents are living their whole lives through her. And Davyâs another oneâcrikey, heâs in an even worse situation. Poor Davy, his mother wouldnât even let him leave home. Heâs just, like, stuck there with her and everyone