good for you. TV commecials about cancer frightened Adine. Mrs. Vorlob lit a cigarette and took a long drag. Smoke streamed upward as she spoke. âSome of the other babies at the hospital did need batteries, so to speak. They were so tiny they couldnât live on their own. Babyâs luckyâor I should say weâre lucky that Babyâs as healthy as he is. A few of the other preemies had enough wires and tubey things attached to them that they looked like miniature astronauts.â
Adine imagined a whole crew of Cabbage Patch Preemies floating through outer space in suits of metallic silver, her tiny brother leading the way.
âIs Baby retarded ?â Bernice asked, curling her upper lip.
âNo, sweetie,â Mrs. Vorlob said. âHeâs just little because he was born early. And heâs special and bright and beautifulâlike all of you.â
The refrigerator was humming-buzzing in the corner, as if it were gossiping with the stove.
Mrs. Vorlob leaned back, tilting her chair. âWhen I was in the hospital,â she said, âDr. Hunter told me I couldnât have any more children. Babyâs our last.â
âWhy?â asked Carla.
âWell, I guess you could say my body just wonât take it anymore.â
âLike how your body wonât take riding the roller coaster at Great America?â Bernice asked.
A grin cracked across Mrs. Vorlobâs face. She eased her chair forward again, the front legs clipping the floor twice, like hooves. âKind of, honey. But I can take pills so I can ride the roller coaster. I canât take pills to let me have more babies.â
âBut I thought we were going to have a baby for every letter in the alphabet!â said Dot. â A, B, C, D, E, F, G . . . ,â she sang.
Mr. Vorlob hooted until he coughed.
âSince Babyâs our last,â Mrs. Vorlob said, âwe have to come up with something really special for his name. Itâs got to be perfect. I want to do something different with the nursery, too.â
âYou mean, we have to redo the F wall?â asked Adine.
âWell, maybe,â answered Mrs. Vorlob. âYou girls did such a nice job, though. Letâs just wait and see.â
âItâs because Aunt Irene ruined it by putting that cat on it,â Carla whispered loud enough for everyone to hear.
Aunt Irene shot Carla a toxic look.
Mrs. Vorlob crushed out her cigarette and got up. âLetâs all go to the nursery and see how that new brother of yours is doing.â
âCan I hold him?â Adine asked.
âSure.â
âMe, too?â asked Dot.
âMe! Me!â yelled Effie.
âYouâre not strong enough, silly,â Carla said to Effie.
â Every one can hold him,â said Mrs. Vorlob, as she pulled the old list of names off the refrigerator door and tossed it into the garbage pail by the sink. âBabyâs as light as dandelion fuzz.â
7
Baby
One by one, Adine, Bernice, Carla, Dot, Aunt Irene, and Mr. Vorlob, who was carrying Effie, filed into the nursery behind Mrs. Vorlob and crowded around the crib.
âRemember, heâs very fragile,â Mrs. Vorlob cautioned, hovering over the crib. âBe gentle.â
Baby was curled up under a fluffy white blanket, a sparrow hidden in a cloud. He was sleeping, his tiny breaths moving the blanket up and down ever so slightly. Mrs. Vorlob pulled the blanket back, giving everyone a full view. Something about himâhis size, shape, postureâsuddenly reminded Adine of the chickens that hung in the old butcher shop downtown.
âHeâs ugly! â Carla piped up, poking at Baby through the rails, over the bumper pad. âHeâs soâpink! And purpley! And he looks worse than in the pictures you took, Daddy.â
âHis head looks like a tomato,â Bernice whispered.
âHeâs really, really, really little,â Dot sang,
Elizabeth A. Veatch, Crystal G. Smith