microphone.
âHe handles snakes in his services,â I coaxed.
âI donât take to it, raised a Methodist.â
âYes,â I said, avoiding her eyes. âYou donât go to his church. But he tells you about it when he comes home.â
âI reckon.â
âAny good stories lately?â
âNo.â
âAll right.â I moved the mike closer to her, still looking down in my log. âAny stories at all?â
âNothing but foolishness.â
âYou think your husbandâs religious ideas are foolish.â
âHezekiahâs ways mean something to him, I donât deny that,â she cranked up, âbut the Bible is clear. Taking up serpents and drinking lye, itâs just a show to me. God donât care for a show. He wants it plain.â
The perennial enmity between Juneâs quiet faith and her husbandâs flamboyance had done the trick. She was no longer paying attention to the tape recorder or her suspicions and had launched a campaign of education.
âThe Bible says,â she explained to me, tapping her index finger into the palm of her other hand, ââThat ancient serpent who is called the Devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world.â Whyâd I want to mess with that?â
âWhere does it say that?â
âRevelations.â Her favorite book, Hieronymus Bosch meets Clive Barker.
âYou sound angry, June.â No angrier than usual on the subject, but goading always worked. âHas something happened recently?â
âThat old man,â she plowed on, âthinks he can scare me with his talk, and I wonât have it.â Another flirt with the kitchen door. âI shall fear no evil.â
âI see; heâs trying to scare you?â
âCome home last night and would not keep shut about that graveyard.â
âLetâs clarify,â I said to the microphone, my voice steady despite my anticipation, âthat your husband goes to his church up on Blue Mountain every evening, close to the public cemetery.â
âThatâs right,â she said, elbows on the table, âand every night thereâs fools up in the church house with him, listening to what he says.â
âWhen he came home last night â¦â I circled my hand.
âCome busting in the house,â she went on, âgoing on about that boneyard, top of the mountain.â
âOn about what?â
âOh, usual mess.â She dismissed it all with the flick of a hand, sitting back in her chair. âScary noise, moving shadows. Ainât even a story.â
âMaybe heâs revving up for Halloween.â
âYou know betterân that, Fever.â
June and her husband, as did many older people in town, eschewed Halloween as a celebration of the demonic.
âYou prefer to stick to the truth about revenants,â I teased her.
âI do,â she answered without a hint of irony.
âDidnât you have some story about your Uncle Hiram?â
âWoke up one night.â she confirmed, âshortly after he moved into his new house in Blairsville. Every lamp in the parlor was lit. Come in and found a bouquet of dried flowers on his rug. Doors were bolted from the inside, all the windows locked. Found out an old widow woman died in the house. She was buried with that bouquet, they said, because she had no man to give it to. Hiram reckoned she give it to him because he took such good care of the house and garden. She didnât have a husband in this world but found one in the next.â
âAnd thatâs a true story.â
âPeople leave behind all sorts of things when they die, son. Some leave furniture, some letters. Once in a while, a body forgets part of the soul. They leave it behind, and itâs got to wander for a time.â
âBut thatâs different from what Hekâs talking about.â
âHeâs trying to