wonderful,â Cassie moaned. âPlease tell me heâs been fixed, at least.â
âHave you been fixed, Fluffer McKitty?â I cooed. âWhy do we care?â I asked Cassie.
âBecause pound for pound, a tomcat is like one of the toughest, most dangerous little things around.â
âWho, Fluffer? My little kitty friend Fluffer?â
âEven if he is fixed, a male cat, out at night in hunting mode?â Cassie shook her head. âWe should have worn gloves.â
âOh, come on. Heâs a sweet kitty cat.â To demonstrate just how sweet Fluffer was, I reached a hand for him.
âHhhhhhssssss!â
In a movement too fast for my human eyes to see, Fluffer swiped out with one paw. Three bloody scratches appeared on the back of my hand and Fluffer shot straight up the tree.
âOwww!â I stuck my injured hand to my mouth.
âGloves would definitely have been a good idea,â Cassie said.
âHow are you guys doing?â Jake whispered, just loudly enough for me to hear him.
âWonderful,â I said through gritted teeth. âIâm bleeding and Fluffer is up the tree.â
I heard Marco giggle. I expected that. But then I heard Jake giggling, too. I looked up and saw two glittering yellow-green eyes glaring down from the dark tree.
âThis was supposed to be the easy part,â I said. âI figured, okay, we go and acquire Flufferâs DNA, and
then
the hard stuff begins.â
âWe have a cat up a tree,â Cassie said dolefully. âYou know how hard it is to get a cat down out of a tree?â
âI have a plan,â I said. âTobias, are you up there?â
not
going to try and snatch an angry tomcat down out of a tree.>
âThatâs not what I was going to ask,â I said. I took a deep breath. This night was turning weird real fast. âWhat I need is a mouse.â
G ot something for you. A baby mouse. A
mean
baby mouse. It keeps trying to bite me.> Tobias flew in a low, tight circle overhead, disappearing behind the tree branches, then reappearing.
I took a deep breath. I gave him a wave. Sure, I was ready. Why wouldnât I be ready to have a hawk hand me a mouse? Just your normal kind of thing to deal with.
Tobias flew low and slow. I held out my hands, cupped together. With amazing precision and perfect timing, he deposited the mouse in my hands.
âDonât let it bite you!â Cassie warned. âRabies.â
âWonderful,â I muttered. âJust one more fun aspect of this night.â Actually, I was glad for the warning. The mouse was squirming in terror, trying to get away. I could feel its tiny little mouse legs scrabbling against my palms.
âYou should all get rabies shots,â Cassie said. âSeriously. I already have mine. But if weâre going to be handling wild animals ⦠In the meantime, be careful to keep his teeth away from you.â
âI wasnât planning on feeding him my finger,â I said.
âHey, wait.â Cassie pried open my hands to get a better look. âThatâs not a mouse. Thatâs a shrew. See the eyes? Theyâre too small. And the tail is wrong. Thatâs not a baby mouse, Tobias, itâs a full-grown shrew.â
Cassie shrugged. âI donât know. I just know it isnât a mouse.â
âWait a minute,â Marco said, beginning to grin. âRachel is going to become a
shrew?
How will we know when sheâs changed? How do you
become
what you already are?â
Everyone was too nervous to find the joke very funny. We felt kind of stupid, standing around on some strangerâs lawn playing with rodents. I mean,there are times when the whole thing just seems so utterly insane, you know?
âOkay, I have to concentrate on acquiring, so everyone shut up,â I said.
Acquiring
is what we call it when we absorb a