right way. Now why is that?
White
I dont know. Why is it?
Black
I’d rather hear from you.
White
I’ll have to think about it.
Black
Okay.
Silence.
White
Okay what?
Black
Okay go ahead and think about it.
White
It might take me a little longer than you to think about something.
Black
That’s all right.
White
That’s all right.
Black
Yes. I mean they’s two ways you can take that remark but I’m goin to take it the good way. It’s just my nature. That way I get to live in my world instead of yours.
White
What makes you think mine’s so bad?
Black
Oh I dont know as it’s so bad. I know it’s brief.
White
All right. Are you ready?
Black
I’m ready.
White
I think the answer to your question is that the dialectic of the homily always presupposes a ground of evil.
Black
Man.
White
How’s that.
Black
That’s strong as a mare’s breath, Professor. Wouldnt I love to lay some of that shit on the brothers? Whoa. Now. Just the two of us here talkin. In private. What did you just say?
White
Your question. The bible is full of cautionary tales. All of literature, for that matter. Tellingus to be careful. Careful of what? Taking a wrong turn. A wrong path. How many wrong paths are there? Their number is legion. How many right paths? Only one. Hence the imbalance you spoke of.
Black
Man. I’ll tell you what, Professor. You could go on television. Goodlookin man such as yourself. Did you know that?
White
Stop.
Black
I’m serious. I wasnt even all that sure you
was
a professor till you laid that shit on me.
White
I think you’re having fun at my expense.
Black
Aint done no such a thing, Professor.
White
Well. I think you are.
Black
Honey, I swear I aint. I couldnt say a thing like you just got done sayin. I admire that.
White
And why do you keep calling me honey?
Black
That’s just the old south talkin. They aint nothin wrong with it. I’ll try and quit if it bothers you.
White
I’m just not sure what it means.
Black
It means you among friends. It means quit worryin bout everthing.
White
That might be easier said than done.
Black
Well yes it might. But we just talkin here. Just talkin.
White
What else?
Black
What else what?
White
Any other heresies?
Black
At this juncture?
White
At this juncture. Yes.
Black
Yeah, but I aint tellin you.
White
Why not?
Black
Cause I aint. Shouldnt of told you what I did.
White
Why not?
Black
You settin here at my table dead to God as the fallen angels and you waitin on me to lay another heresy on you to clutch to your bosom and help shore you up in your infidelity and I aint goin to do it. That’s all.
White
Dont then.
Black
Dont worry. I aint.
White
I have to go.
Black
Ever time the dozens gets a little heavy you got to go.
White
What’s the dozens?
Black
It aint really even the dozens. It’s really just a discussion.
White
What’s the dozens.
Black
It’s when two of the brothers stands around insultin one another and the first one gets pissed off loses.
White
What is the point of it?
Black
Winnin and losin is the point of it. Same as the point of everthing else.
White
And you win by making the other guy angry.
Black
That’s correct.
White
I dont get it.
Black
You aint supposed to get it. You white.
White
Then why did you tell me?
Black
Cause you asked me.
White
So if I find you a bit irritating and decide to leave then I lose.
Black
Well, like I said, this aint even the dozens. We just talkin.
White
But that’s what you think.
Black
Oh yeah, that’s what I think.
White
Well how long do you think I might have to stay before I could leave without