farm. And when it did, the entire area below was lit up just like it was day. I could see Paulâs cows and his red tractor and his two silos. I tell you, Iâve never witnessed anything like it before in my life.â
âCould it have been an Air Force craft?â asked a man in a blue sweater. He was scribbling furiously on a yellow legal pad.
âI suppose it could,â said Sheriff Mallory. âAnd I suppose it could have been a pig that learned to fly.â
âHa-ha!â Grandma said, and slapped her knee. âStan is terrible with cameras, but heâs got a sense of humor that wonât quit!â
âI wish youâd stop talking about him,â said Grandpa.
âNow, now,â Grandma said. âI only dated Stan a couple times. Thereâs no need for you to be jealous.â
âQuiet!â said my mom, and cranked up the volume on the TV. Someone in the front row had his hand up to ask a question.
âOh, thatâs crazy Joey Wallace!â said Mom. âTwenty-five years old and going on ten. Heâll ask something foolish for sure. Heâs such a showoff.â
âSheriff, I know you like a beer or two to relax,â Joey was saying, all smiling and pleased with himself. âAny chance you had a six-pack in the car?â
I saw smiles on the faces in the room. Some of the reporters lowered their heads so Sheriff Mallory wouldnât see them laughing at Joeyâs question.
âShame on you, Joey,â said Grandma. âWhat an insult to a fine man.â
âI thought you only dated Stan once,â said Grandpa.
âQuiet, everyone!â said my dad.
Sheriff Stanley Mallory put his hat back on and straightened his tie. He looked Joey Wallace right in the face.
âI wonât dignify that question with an answer,â he said. âThis press conference is over.â
***
Mom turned off the television but everyone stayed to talk about what had just happened. Dad and Grandpa and Uncle Horace still believed that with Loring Air Force Base closed, this was the perfect place for secret testing by other bases.
âWhen planes leave the Air National Guard Base in Burlington, Vermont,â my dad said, âthey fly northward, right over the Allagash wilderness.â
I figured he had a good point. Since weâre so isolated here, well, better a few people seeing strange lights than everyone in New York City.
âAnd remember,â said Uncle Horace, âit wasnât too many years ago that the Flying Wing would have scared the religion out of us. Thatâs one weird-looking craft.â
âThatâs true,â said Grandpa. âTheyâve been experimenting with tailless planes since the Wright brothers. And there are helicopters out there now that donât even look like helicopters.â
âWhat about that delta wing someone over in England made out of metal?â asked Uncle Horace. âEven aliens would be afraid to ride on that thing.â
Sometimes, itâs fun to ask the adults a few questions you know they canât answer. This may be the reason I was born.
âDidnât Sheriff Mallory say it was twice the size of a football field? Are helicopters that big? Do big airplanes fly that close to the ground?â
No one spoke for a few seconds.
âDarn Air Force,â Grandpa finally said.
âIf Stan Mallory says he saw a UFO,â Grandma was saying as Marilee and I sneaked out of the room, âthen he saw a UFO.â
***
We stood on the back porch steps and thought about what had just happened. Sheriff Mallory was as respected as could be in Allagash. I was so impressed that I put my plan for revenge on a back burner.
âYou know what this means, donât you?â I asked, and Marilee nodded. âIt means aliens are really out there, and theyâre visiting this area again. So our chances of contacting them just got better.â
âWell,