Swedish sofa getting assaulted by a full-color multimedia presentation right there in our living room.
No way is Mom being swayed by this One! Million! Dollar! game-show pageantry complete with thumping dance music.
She puts her hands over her ears, and Josie stands up to start working damage control. âHey, Mickey,â Josie yells over the music. âThis sounds like a fun show that will be really popular and allââMickey clicks off the music and Josie glances at Mom before going onââbut I think what weâre most concerned about here is Shannon.â
âYes.â Mom sits up. âTeenagers tend to speak and act before thinking. In a situation like this, Shannonâs life could be ruined.â
Mickey must be pretty slick, because she snaps her laptop shut right then and looks Mom square in the face. âYour concern is perfectly normal,â she says. âItâs important to us that you feel comfortable with this.â
Josie and I trade a private smile as Victoria looks back and forth from us to the spot on the wall where the blazing video presentation has gone dark.
Mickey softens her voice and goes on. âRaising two girls on your own must be very difficult, Ms. Depola. I must say, from what I can see, youâre doing a fabulous job.â
Eep . Josie and I grimace. Condescending to our mother is not going to get Mickey anywhere except ejected from our house: projector, laptop, slick suit, and all.
Victoria leans back. âShannon graduates next year,â she says. âDo you think sheâs maybe ready to start making some decisions on her own?â
Mom frowns at this, and I see Mickey toss a warning look in Victoriaâs direction. She seems able to read Mom, as if sheâs playing a game of hot and cold, zoning in on the best way to manipulate her.
âIâve been producing reality shows for seven years now,â Mickey says briskly. âDid you ever see Spring Break Sweethearts ?â Thankfully, Mom has not, since she probably isnât in a huge rush to sign me up as a wet T-shirt contestant.
âBesides developing Sweethearts ,â Mickey goes on, âIâve been in charge of casting over sixteen reality shows. Normally, when we cast these shows, we audition for particular types.â
âThey look for over-the-top personalities,â Victoria says. âKids that will clash with each other and create lots of drama.â
âThose shows encourage the drama normally associated with reality television. But this show is different,â says Mickey. âThe girls never asked to be on it. Itâs the next wave of reality television. You donât come to us; we come to you.â
âThis isnât just a makeover show,â Victoria says, licking her bright-red lips. âItâs a show about helping the girls discover who they really are.â
Good , I think. Load of crapâ¦but good .
âPlus of course there is the One! Million! Dollars! to consider!â Victoria adds and I wince.
Mickey intercepts Victoriaâs fumble. âThere will be a team of professionals, or Social Advisement Coaches as we call them, to help the girls make good decisions over the course of this year. Shannon will be challenged to consider her future.â
âHave you been thinking about college, Shannon?â Victoria asks me pointedly.
âUm.â I glance at Mom. âNo?â And thatâs how Victoria stumbled on the exact right thing to say to crack through that rock-hard single-mother exoskeleton. Mom wants me to go to college. And even though I could probably earn scholarships thanks to my grades, Iâm pretty okay with taking a year off.
Part of the problem is the fact that Iâm best at math, but I donât really see myself as a mathematics major. I mean, what does a mathematician even do all day? Sit in a room with a giant calculator and zero windows? No thank you.
Mom asks me,