had reached the bottom of the hill. Gardens became paved with pastel stone set round a single palm tree. Serpentine box bushes flanked each front door. The two bombed, rebuilt houses were now indistinguishable from the others.
The people in the houses were very different too. There were no servants living in, except for nannies who had apartments on top floors and cars to take the children to school. Husbands were not much in evidence except when out jogging early and lateâin their ski-suits. They were called âpartners.â The women Mr. Jones thought looked rather like rats. Anxious rats with frightening jobs in the Cityâor in several citiesâand in what seemed to Mr. Jones their late middle age they appeared in couture maternity clothes that emphasised their condition so grossly that he had to look away. Huge, set-piece firework parties took place at Guy Fawkes and Christmas and at Halloweâen and Thanksgiving, for the road was now international, and the façades were covered in webs of fairy lights. His neighbours told him they could get him more than two million for his house, but he didnât seem to understand.
He managed very well, still under the discipline of his long-dead mother. A firm cleaned for him and did the garden, and another firm his laundry. The Jones money seemed to be holding out, managed (at a price) by a London solicitor. The church next doorââMy church,â he called itâhelped with shopping, ran in with cakes and marmalade, looked after him when he was illâwhich was almost neverâand saw to his flu jabs. When he had been a sidesman for over fifty years the church bought him a television and video recorder, which he ignored. A neighbour asked what would become of the house when he ... when he could no longer look after himself and Mr. Jones said that it was left to the church, who planned to expand. He wanted to do something for the homeless.
The neighbours became less certain of the charm of Mr. Jones after they learned about the homeless, and less certain still when their children joined the infant school on the Common and they discovered that Mr. Jones sat watching them every afternoon.
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One morning Mr. Jones stood at his bathroom window, drying himself on a hard towel, and saw a policeman standing in his back garden.
Very odd.
He dressed and walked downstairs to the kitchen where he set the kettle on the stove, and the policeman was looking at him through the half-glazed kitchen door.
âHello?â said Mr. Jones, opening it.
âGood morning, sir. I came round the back. Didnât want to draw attention. Left the car on the corner by the church.â
âCome in. Would you like some tea?â
âNo tea, thank you, sir.â The policeman looked into the distance, rather ill at ease.
âIs something the matter?â
âThere have been complaints, sir.â
âAbout me? My accountant says we can have the house repainted next year.â
âNo, sir.â
âI agree. Itâs a disgrace. I canât think what my motherââ
âItâs about the children on the Common, sir. Itâs said you go there every day?â
âYes. Yes, I do. For many years I am proud to say, in all weathers.â
âJust to look at the children, sir?â
âOh yes. I have always been with children on the Common. I was the little one, you see. The youngest. A large family. All the rest of us are dead now.â
âYou are very fond of children, sir?â
Mr. Jones poured his tea and thought about it. âAs a matter of fact, no. Not of children per se.â
âPure what, sir?â
âIâm not fond of people just because they begin as children. To tell you the truth Iâm more fond of dogs. I miss my dogs. The children miss my dogs. I had to have them put down, you know.â
âIâm sorry, sir. But, if you donât care for children, why do