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remonstrations still ringing in her ears, Alexia did not feel she could go for a walk completely
unchaperoned, even though it was midmorning and the antisupernatural sun shone quite brilliantly. So she took her trusty brass
parasol, for the sake of the sun, and Miss Ivy Hisselpenny, for the sake of Lord Maccon’s easily offended sensibilities.
    Miss Ivy Hisselpenny was a dear friend of Miss Alexia Tarabotti’s. They had known each other long enough to trespass on all
the well-fortified territory of familiarity.
    So when Alexia sent round to see if Ivy wanted a walk, Ivy was very well aware of the fact that a walk was only the surface
gloss to the proceedings.
    Ivy Hisselpenny was the unfortunate victim of circumstances that dictated she be only-just-pretty, only-just-wealthy, and
possessed of a terrible propensity for wearing extremely silly hats. This last being the facet of Ivy’s character that Alexia
found most difficult to bear. In general, however, she found Ivy a restful, congenial, and, most importantly, a willing partner
in any excursion.
    In Alexia, Ivy had found a lady of understanding and intelligence, sometimes overly blunt for her own delicate sensibilities,
but loyal and kind under even the most trying of circumstances.
    Ivy had learned to find Alexia’s bluntness entertaining, and Alexia had learned one did not always have to look at one’s friend’s
hats. Thus, each having discovered a means to overlook the most tiresome aspects of the other’s personality early on in their
relationship, the two girls developed a fixed friendship to the mutual benefit of both. Their Hyde Park conversation reflected
their typical mode of communication.
    â€œIvy, my dear,” said Miss Tarabotti as her friend bustled up, “how marvelous of you to find time to walk at such short notice!
What a hideous bonnet. I do hope you did not pay too much for it.”
    â€œAlexia! How perfectly horrid of you to criticize my hat. Why should I not be able to walk this morning? You know I never
have anything better to do on Thursdays. Thursdays are so tiresome, don’t you find?” replied Miss Hisselpenny.
    Miss Tarabotti said, “Really, I wish you would take me with you when you go shopping, Ivy. Much horror might be avoided. Why
should Thursday be any different than any other weekday?”
    And so on.
    The day was quite a fine one, and the two ladies walked arm in arm, their full skirts swishing and the smaller, more manageable
bustle, just come into fashion last season, making it comparatively easy to move around. Rumor had it that in France, certain
ladies had dispensed with the bustle altogether, but that scandalous mod had yet to reach London. Ivy’s and Alexia’s parasols
were raised against the sun, though, as Alexia was fond of saying, such an effort was wasted on her complexion. Why, oh why,
did vampire-style paleness have to rule so thoroughly the fashionable world? They strolled along, presenting a fetching picture:
Ivy in cream muslin with rose flowers, and Alexia in her favorite blue walking gown with velvet edging. Both outfits were
trimmed with those many rows of lace, deep pleated flounces, and tucks to which only the most stylish aspired. If Miss Hisselpenny
sported a slight overabundance of the above, it must be understood it was the result of too much effort rather than too little.
    Partly due to the pleasant weather and partly due to the latest craze for elaborate walking dresses, Hyde Park was decidedly
crowded. Many a gentleman tipped his hat in their general direction, annoying Alexia with constant interruptions and flattering
Ivy with such marked attentions.
    â€œReally,” grumbled Miss Tarabotti, “what has possessed everyone this morning? One would think we were actually tempting marriage
prospects.”
    â€œAlexia! You may see yourself as off the market,” remonstrated her friend, smiling shyly at a respectable-looking gentleman
on a