found her in the third bedroom, the one being decorated by Goth Girl. Whose real name was Vermillion, although come to think of it, I wasnât sure that actually counted as a real name. I was pretty sure she hadnât been born with it, and heaven knows where sheâd left her last name.
Jessica was sitting on the very edge of a black-and-red sofa shaped like an open coffin, and she and Vermillion were sipping tea out of black Wedgwood cups. At least I hoped it was tea. A black Wedgwood plate containing black cookies with red sprinkles on them sat on the coffee table, which had been formed by placing a thick rectangle of black glass on the wing tips of two black-painted faux stone gargoyles. Vermillion had added a few small touches to meet the requirement that the designers decorate their rooms for Christmasâbut the sprigs of holly around the windows had been painted glossy black, to match the walls, and her Christmas wreath was made of thorns.
Jessica and Vermillion werenât actually having much of a conversation. Vermillion was staring over her teacup at Jessica, who was gazing around the room with a deep frown on her face, as if daring the various bats, spiders, and gargoyles to come alive and attack her.
âThere you are,â I said. âReady to continue the tour?â
Jessica leaped up without a word, slammed her teacup down on the coffee table, and ran out of the room.
I winced at the clink of delicate china on glass.
âSorry,â I said to Vermillion. âShe didnât break anything, did she?â
âNo.â Vermillion was holding the teacup close to her eyes to inspect it. âBut I donât think she likes my room much.â
Obviously the proper response was to reassure her that Jessica was nuts and the room was beautiful, but I didnât think I could sell that one. And I wasnât sure if sheâd be pleased with Michaelâs comment that if he ever directed a production of Dracula at the college heâd ask her to design the set.
âI think people are either going to love it or hate it,â I said finally. âI guess we know where Jessica stands.â
Vermillion smiled slightly at that, so I guess it must have been the right thing to say. And come to think of it, maybe shocking non-Goths was partly what she was after. She was only in her twenties. Ten or fifteen years ago Iâd done much the same thing. Not turning Goth, of course, but doing things just to shock my more conservative relatives and neighbors. Some of my choices in wardrobe and boyfriends still came back to haunt me when we pulled out the family photo albums at reunions, but at least one of my rebellious decisions had turned out pretty well if you asked me: the decision to apprentice myself to a blacksmith instead of going to grad school as expected.
I went back into the hall and found Jessica gripping the railing that divided the upper hallway from Motherâs great room below.
âHorrible,â she was muttering. âMyâoh, my God. That room. That poor room. Look what sheâs doing to it.â
She was almost in tears.
âWhatâs wrong with it?â I glanced down at Motherâs room as if pretending to think Jessica was talking about that. Mother had gone in for a cozy, homey Victorian style, with overstuffed tufted red-velvet sofas and chairs, a lot of dark carved wood, and blue-and-white china. It wasnât my taste, but it was handsome.
âNot the living room,â she said. âThatâs okay. Rather nice really. But the bedroomâMorticia or Elvira or whoever she is has painted the walls glossy black. Itâs hideous.â
âWeâll be painting them a normal color when the showâs over,â I said. âAlong with the blood-red walls in the master bedroom.â
âIt was a perfectly nice, normal bedroom,â she said. âAnd now itâs like something out of a horror movie.â
âNot my