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frustration in his best friend’s eyes was a match to his own. “So what do we do?”
    “We support Lacey. Be there for her.” Ry sat down in his chair and rubbed the back of his neck. “It’s what we’ve always done and will keep on doing.”
    Having no argument for that, Bram cleared a path to his own desk and powered up his computer. He slid Ry another look. “For what it’s worth, if she did choose you, I’d be okay with it.”
    Ry cocked an eyebrow. “Really?”
    Despite the heaviness in his heart, Bram grinned. “Well, first I’d wipe the floor with your ass, but yeah, eventually I’d come to grips with it.”
    Ry was quiet for a moment. He gazed at his keyboard, his dark eyebrows slashed low. “Guess if I had to step aside for anyone, I’d prefer it to be you.” He fiddled with his mouse. “But don’t go getting any ideas. Our traps are staying shut, understood?”
    “Fuck, you’re a stubborn asshole.” Grumbling, Bram clicked on his email icon. He nearly groaned when he saw the number of new messages waiting for him. “How is it humanly possible to get two hundred new emails overnight?”
    Ry grunted. “Bet you twenty bucks half of them are from internet porn sites.”
    Bram chuckled. “Nah. I use my personal webmail for that shit.” He turned his head in time to catch Ry rolling his eyes. Returning his focus to the screen, Bram scanned down the column. “Ah damn. Maybe I spoke too soon. There’s one here called The Naughty List.” He moved the cursor to the delete button. Just as he was about to click it, he noticed who the sender was. “Wait, nope. It’s from Lacey.”
    “She sent you something called The Naughty List?” There was no mistaking the disbelief in Ry’s voice.
    “Yeah. Looks like she forwarded it from her home email. Must be a dirty joke or something.”
    “From Lacey ?”
    Bram mentally tracked back to the reaction she’d given to his joke a couple days ago about the two hunters and the porcupine. “Okay. Probably not.” No longer able to contain his curiosity, he opened the file attachment and waited for it to download. Once it did and he read the top line, he choked on a stunted cough.
    “What?” Ry demanded. “ Is it a dirty joke? No fucking way.”
    “Uh, not exactly.” Blinking a few times, Bram continued to the next numbered line. What he saw there made his mouth go drier than the Sahara. “What. The. Fuck ?”
    The casters on Ry’s chair creaked as he pushed to his feet. “Obviously I’ve got to check out whatever it is.”
    Bram spared him the briefest glance. “Yeah. You do.” By the time Ry reached his side, Bram had read down to number five. Shock might have numbed his brain, but his cock was hard as a damn baseball bat. After a few seconds of rapt silence, a colorful swear word sprang from Ry. Bram shot him a glance. “Which one are you on?”
    “Three.”
    “Oh yeah. That one’s good. But wait until you get to…” He broke off as he suddenly picked out his and Ry’s names down toward the bottom of the list. His pulse speeding up, he concentrated his attention on that particular bulleted line. It took three times of reading it over to convince himself his eyes weren’t playing tricks on him. Once the reality seeped into his brain, his heart hammered so hard, he actually felt a little woozy. It was tempting to pinch himself and verify that he wasn’t dreaming. Or trapped in some alternate dimension. Beside him, Ry was frozen like a statue. It didn’t take much to figure out that he’d finished the entire list too. Bram swallowed. Hard. “She wants to have a threesome. With you and me.”
    Ry’s jaw worked but no words immediately sprang free. He cleared his throat. “There is no fucking way Lacey sent this.”
    “Dude, it’s from her personal email.”
    “A hacker?”
    He gave Ry a dry look. “One who’d know to add your and my names? Not to mention the sex club?”
    Ry scowled. “How the hell does Lacey know about