much.
âWhoâs Willo?â Ellen asked.
My dad gulped down a mouthful and leaned forward, chewing as he talked. âWillo was a dinosaur. And whatâs remarkable about him, you may ask?â
âFunny, I was going to ask that,â I said.
âActually, heâs not remarkable!â My dad laughed at his joke, officially reaching Peak Dad Humor. âBut hereâs where it gets interesting.â My dad leaned forward, his voice lowering to a moderately loud whisper. âBack in 2000, scientists in North Carolina began to examine Willoâs remains more carefully. They peeled away all this dirt and fossilized bone in his chest, and they made what at the time they thought was a huge discovery. Can you guess what it was?â
âA baby dinosaur?â my mom said.
âA second brain?â Ellen said.
âAmelia Earhartâs remains?â I said.
âA heart?â Eph said.
âEphraim for the win!âmy dad yelled, high-fiving Eph while holding a fork full of pasta, splashing red sauce on his own shirt in the process.
Eph mouthed I win at me. I stuck my tongue out at him.
âIt was the first dinosaur heart anyone had ever found! I mean, they had all but given up on finding one. Can you imagine actually seeing the organ that pumped blood through those creatures? God, itâs amazing. And I havenât even gotten to the big part yet. Are you ready? Their findings suggested it was four-chamberedâ ! Can you believe it?â
We all stared at him.
âThat would mean that dinosaurs were closer to us than we ever thought, that they were like mammals! A four-chambered dinosaur heart!â He grinned at us.
âWow, thatâs really something, Theo,â Ellen said graciously.
Eph turned to my dad. âSo is Willoâs heart going to be here?â
âWell, you see, Ephraim, thatâs the funny thing. After all that press and hubbub, another group of scientists took a look at Willo. And much to everyoneâs chagrin, theyâve suggested itâs not a heartâitâs a deposit of sand instead,â my dad said, sitting back, his eyes bright.
Mom straightened up, familiar with that posture and tone of voice. He was settling in for a lengthy storyâone that would probably run longer than the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous periods combined. She held up her hand. âHoney, we havenât even had a chance to ask the OâConnors about their last trip. Why donât we save this for another time?â
My dad, visibly and instantly deflated, muttered, âSure, sure.â
âMr. Marx, maybe next time Iâm by the museum you can show me Willo,âEph said, and just like that, my dadâs demeanor swung to cheery again.
âThe exhibit is opening later this fall, Ephraim!â
I was still feeling grudgy about our earlier conversation, but I had to admit: Eph was infinitely more patient with my dad than anyone else I knew.
George strolled in, smoothing his hair back, his face flushed, and I wondered how much heâd drunk already.
âSo, guys, tell us about Kenya,â my mom said, passing the bowl of salad around for seconds.
âJane, it was glorious,â George said. âYou should see the sunsets there, the way the whole sky is on fire. And you should see this one standing in front of them.â He put his arm around Ellen and stroked her hair. âMore beauty than a man deserves.â
Eph let out an irritated sigh, so quick I might have missed it if I didnât know him better. âExcuse me,â he said. âIâll be back.â He dropped his napkin on the chair and stalked out of the room.
Ellen ducked out from under Georgeâs arm and reached over for more wine.
âThe fossils we foundâprime, undamaged specimens. One of the best trips weâve had in years. Oh, and the people were so welcoming.â
Ellen chimed in. âYou should have seen all