up a lot in a couple of weeks.â
âYou threw me in!â
âIs that your interpretation?â
He began struggling toward shore, his sodden clothes weighing him down. He was back to being difficult to understand, though I thought I caught the words âpoliceâ and âlawyerâ as he thrashed.
I looked at Jake, who was sitting down and regarding me with what I thought were sad, pleading eyes. I opened my mouth to tell him he couldnât live with meâIâd have to take him to the pound, maybe, or some rescue organization. But the words couldnât come out, not in the face of those sorrowful brown eyes.
I was Ruddy McCann, repo man. I was broke, lived alone, and didnât have any hobbies beyond breaking up bar fights. It was hardly the kind of situation to bring a dog into.
But what kind of existence did the dog have now? Jake was watching me, his fate in my hands. I realized then that my black mood had vanishedâtossing Montgomery into the drink seemed to have put everything back into balance. Maybe having a Jake in my life would make things a little better for me, a little easier. And maybe if he did that for me, I could return the favor, give him a better life, too.
Montgomery was finally in water shallow enough to allow him to stand. He wasnât looking at me as he waded ashore, water streaming onto the grass. His expensive clothes hung in wet wads and his hair was plastered to his head. It was a good look for him.
I reached in my pocket for the keys to the Cadillac.
âLetâs go, Jake,â I said to the dog, who brightened at his name. We walked back to the parking lot and my new companion had a jaunty skip in his stepâmy drenching Montgomery had lifted Jakeâs mood, too. But he pulled up short as we approached the Cadillac, its trunk still yawning open.
âNo, itâs okay, boy,â I said. I slammed the trunk, but he still seemed unmollified, sitting down and regarding me with a glum expression. I opened the driverâs side door. âCome on, Jake. You ride up here with me.â
Jakeâs look was full of wonder. I stood waiting. He glanced between me and the interior of the car, then seemed to reach a decision. He trotted over and joyously leaped inside.
I slid in. âMove over, little guy,â I told him. He obligingly settled into the passenger seat, sitting so that he could look out the windshield and help me drive.
âYouâre a front-seat dog now, Jake. Drool all you want,â I advised. I patted the check in my pocket before starting the car and heading toward home with my new dog.
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The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man
W. Bruce Cameron
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A FORGE BOOK
Copyright © 2014 by W. Bruce Cameron
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ONE
C OMPUTERS and insurance companies call me Ruddick McCannâto everyone else Iâm just Ruddy. I work for a collateral recovery agency run by a guy named Milton Kramer. When people canât make their car payments, I help them get back on their feet.
Iâm a Repo Man. Get it? âBack on their feet.â That was repo humor, there.
Iâve been relieving people of the burdens of automobile ownership for more than six years and I still donât understand why it is necessary. If you canât afford to make your car payments, why not just drive it back to the dealership and hand over the keys, instead of making Ruddy McCann come after you?
Today I was looking for a twenty-five-year-old man named, of all things, Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein Croft was his full name, though I suspected everyone called him Einsteinâ how could you resist? He worked on the assembly line at a place called PlasMerc manufacturingâsomething told me he wasnât exactly living up to his parentsâ expectations as far as his intelligence.
The PlasMerc factory had only been open a few years and