time.â
âThis was definitely a romance,â I said.
âIt was definitely a long time ago,â she said crisply in her teacherâs voice again.
âDonât you want to go?â I said.
âOh no,â she said quickly. âThat time of my life is well over with, quite done and dusted. And I have quite enough on my plate. But youâre still youngâ¦â
âIâm thirty,â I said, moaning.
âThatâs young,â she said very sharply. âThatâs very young.â
âSo, whatâs it like, this factory?â I said, changing the subject. Her own kids werenât much older than me and all married and settled with good jobs, and I didnât think I could handle the comparison.
âOh, itâs probably changed a bit,â she said, looking a bit dreamy. Then she came back to herself. âAnyway, itâs not a factory, more an atelier âa workshop. Le Chapeau Chocolat. â
âThe Chocolate Hat?â I said. âThat soundsâ¦I mean, do they actually make hats out of chocolate?â
Claire ignored me.
âTheyâll take you on as a general factotum, normal hours, and they normally use a room nearby, apparently, that you can stay in. Itâs extremely expensive in that area of Paris, incredibly, so itâs very helpful. He says theyâre busy till about October, so you could stay that long then come back. By then, the UK shops will be gearing up for Christmas, so Iâm sure youâll get a job then.â
âDonât they have Christmas in France?â
Claire smiled at me. âYes, but it isnât the crazy obsession it is here. A few oysters and some time with your family; thatâs about the size of it.â
âThat sounds rubbish,â I said, suddenly a bit cross at how much this had been sorted out. I still felt as if I were being railroaded a bit, rather than being worried about and cosseted. Everyone was saying things like how I should stand on my own two feet, which I found particularly annoying as I didnât really have two feet anymore.
âItâs lovely,â said Claire, her thin face going a bit dreamy. âThe rain hits the pavement and the lights go all misty over the bridges, and you huddle up in front of the fireâ¦â
âAnd eat oysters,â I said. âBleurgh.â
Claire took her glasses off and rubbed her sore-looking eyes. âWell,â she said hopefully. âI think itâs a very generous offer, considering heâs never met you.â
âWhat about speaking French?â I said, sounding slightly panicky. âI wonât be able to speak all the French.â
âDonât be silly, youâre coming along brilliantly.â
âYes, but thatâs talking to you. Real French people will talk like thisâ¦zubba zubba zubba zubba zuBBAH, at, like, one hundred miles an hour. One hundred kilometers an hour,â I said gloomily.
Claire laughed. âThe trick is not to panic. Trust your brain to know what people are saying. Also, people talk just as much rubbish in French as they do in English. They repeat themselves all the time, just like real people do. Donât worry about it.â
I blinked.
âDoes he speak English?â
Claire smiled shyly.
âNot a word, as far as I remember.â
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1972
His mustache had been the first thing sheâd noticed about himânot because it was a mustache, because lots of men had them at that time, along with long unruly sideburns, which he also had, but because it had chocolate on the ends. She had blinked at it.
âWhat?â he had said instantly, waggling his eyebrows at her. âWhat? Tell meâyou cannot believe such a devastatingly handsome man has just walked through the door?â
She had smiled involuntarilyâwith his thick mop of dark brown curly hair, mischievous brown eyes, and burly, large body, he was undeniably