house, and since his father was on the road with his samples he was on his own. While the doctor was away delivering a baby, Abraham got his clothes from a cupboard, found cash in a tin behind a row of medical journals on a shelf, and crawled into an empty cattle car in the railroad yards, where he fell asleep. When he woke, the world swayed beneath him. He had no idea which way he was headed until the train slowed down approaching the station in Wilmington, Delaware.
Years later, when Abraham had made his way in the world, he traveled back a thousand miles looking for his father with a Stevens shotgun, only to find a granite-and-marble bank sprung up where the house had stood. None of the neighbors remembered anyone of that name. He placed an advertisement in several newspapers, offering a reward for information on the whereabouts of Noah Cripplehorn, with a description. He received nothing but the odd rambling answer from people patently hoping to collect on vagary alone. He gave it up when his money ran out, but he refused to abandon its purpose. As many cities as he visited throughout the years, and as often as he crisscrossed the continent, he never stopped asking after the man, and he kept the scattergun clean and lubricated.
Abraham Cripplehorn never forgot an insult or an injury no matter how slight, and had the patience to wait months or years to even a score.
Stopping in St. Louis in 1872, he got into a scrap with a store clerk over the coloring of a twenty-dollar banknote and cut the manâs arm to the bone with a clasp-knife, his preferred weapon of self-defense; he was saving the Stevens for his father. A policeman happened to be present. Cripplehorn came to in a cell with a crusty bump on his head from the officerâs nightstick, pleaded guilty to the reduced charge of aggravated assault, and spent six months in the state penitentiary in Jefferson City. His cellmate, an elderly confidence man named Mike Hurly, told him he was wasting his time unloading gold bricks on the gullible and trying to pass counterfeit currency. A young man of his obvious intelligence ought to try his hand at selling trust.
Cripplehorn smiled. âTrust, whatâs that?â
âOnly the difference between going to the customer instead of having him come to you.â
âI donât just have the capital right now to rent a storefront.â
âIâm talking about personal transactions, not real estate. You can sell pomade to a bald man if you know what youâre about.â
âThat the sound policy that put you in here?â
Hurlyâs smile was beaming; as opposite to his cell mateâs as blue sky to overcast. He was a redheaded Irishman with a nose full of shot veins and ruddy skin pulled all out of shape by a lifetime of beaming. He was thirty-two at the time of their meeting.
âI got drunk celebrating a score and stole a horse and buggy that happened to belong to the mayor of Springfield. It donât count against what Iâm telling you.â
âTelling or selling?â
âJust now Iâm fresh out of merchandise, so you can believe what Iâm saying. Under other circumstances Iâd be fleecing you out of that Dutch eye. I donât like to see a young man squandering his potential on store clerks without a pot to piss in. How much time you got left?â
âFive months, sixteen days, eleven hours, and change.â
âI got another four beyond, on account of I bust that mayorâs yellow-wheeled wagon against a telegraph pole misjudging a turn. Thatâs plenty of time to turn you out from Hurly University.â
âDoes it come with a key I can hang from my watch chain?â
Hurly tapped the other manâs chest. âYou wear it in there, and itâll open every door this side of St. Peter. Where you go from there depends on what you learn after you leave here.â
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It was in that cell that Cripplehorn