gone hiking and Iâd ended up with this lasting souvenir on my face. Iâd stared at this thing in the mirror for thepast seventeen years and often tried to lance it, but never managed to remove it completely. I had to admit that it had never occurred to me to discover what it was.
âAn old and loyal friend deserves a name, you can call it Black Beauty until you find another one. Truth be told, I would like to have a shot at it. Iâm sure I could remove it with a bit of anesthesia and a jab. Afrandarius erpexoplexis! I have a considerable fungi collection. You wonât have to worry about itâI wonât kill it.â
âMy mole?â
âSure. Thatâs a real treasure,â he said and tapped it lightly with his forefinger. âAnd it will take pride of place in my collection. Right next to Ferflexus atarticus and Norgonakis felenferosis . These are the great royal houses of fungi.â
Mother cleared her throat.
âAh, yes, well . . . Welcome to Lowland, itâs always nice to have new people.â
âI suppose thatâs the way it works?â she said. âArenât people constantly kicking the bucket?â
âOh, yes, death comes to us all. But itâs life that matters, milady. Life. You should enjoy it, Mrs. Briem, and have help to ease your passing if all else fails.â
âAnything but having my leg chopped off.â
âThat wonât be necessary. But we are bound by the law. I cannot go beyond what my oath allows when it comes to foreigners. We sometimes send them to Switzerland, where they can offer assisted suicide to everyone. But we shall see. We should be merciful to the dying and offer remedies to those who still have hope.â
âThatâs what Trooper tells me,â Mother said, still a bit wary in the presence of the doctor. âAnd he also tells me that I shouldnâttake offense if someone hands me a joint. But I can tell you straight away, doctor, that I do NOT do drugs.â
âWell, cannabis seems to help most cancer patients, Mrs. Briem.â The doctor chose his words with care. âAnd though itâs fair to say that it does nobody good to smoke too much, I do find the reluctance in Europe to acknowledge the medical benefits of the Sativa remarkable. Ukrain on the other handâwell, I suggest that we start treatment as soon as possible, first thing Monday at the latest.â
âTreatment? What do you mean?â We had discussed the Ukrain treatment numerous times back home, yet Mother still seemed clueless. âI didnât come to the Netherlands to become a patient.â
âOf course not, you came to have fun, your son and I discussed this over the phone. But we cannot ignore that you do have a very serious disease to deal with. Ukrain does wonders in the fight against cancer. And as strange as the fear of the Cannabis sativa is, it is even stranger how much adversity my good friend Nowicky has had to contend with trying to market his remedy.â
âNowicky?â
âOne of the great minds of our time. And my Swedish colleagues . . . I should think they had other things to worry about at the Academy. Ukrain on the other hand . . . Hmm.â
âTrooper, tell the doctor I donât want any injections,â Mother said in Icelandic.
âWeâve been through all this. Youâll have more time, maybe a year.â
âI refuse to be injected,â she repeated in English.
âYou are an intelligent woman, Mrs. Briem,â the doctor said, âmy glasses do not deceive me. The principle behind all our work here at Lowland is that life is more important than death. Nobodyis forced to do something he or she does not want to do, but in your case . . . well it would be folly not to try the treatment. The cancer has not yet spread!â
âTrooper?â
âThe doctor knows what heâs talking about.â
âYes, but . . . injections. I just