itâs Normandie potatoes and theyâre not bothered.â
âDonât say âNot botheredâ,â said his mother. âDonât talk like Bell, nice as he is. And thereâs not a bird flying any more than there has been all day. Itâs a day for neither human, animal, bird nor fish. Ridiculous, the whole thing.â
âCompletely ridiculous,â she said rather later. âYour father was feeble not standing up to that sweep. Heâll get a chest again. And James with his exams.â
At eight she said, âRidiculous, reckless, unwise
and
jeopardizing his workââfor the telephone had revived and New York had just rung at the time it had arranged for a vital discussion. There had been great difficulty in getting through, said New York.
âThe lines have been down,â said Harryâs mother. âWe are having very bad weather here.â
âThen why is he out in it?â New York asked and rang off.
âCall this a holiday?â Mrs. Bateman cried, as she often did.
At half past nine there was a scuffly sound over the yard and the scrape of a catch of a gate. Then subdued and squelching feet slowly plodded over stone flags. Hungry Harry and his mother beheld the group standing with pools spreading about their feet, long faces drooping below drooping hats, rods held dipped like flags at a funeral. From Mr. Batemanâs left hand hung four trout, so small and of such depressed appearance that they could have hardly tugged. Fish, one felt, that had been hanging about waiting for death.
â
It is nearly ten
oâ
clock at night!
â screamed Harryâs mother.
She seized the fish, flew to the kitchen, whacked off their heads, whipped out their insides, swished them with butter and flung them under the grill.
âFour between six. Four between seven if Kendalâs staying. Where is Kendal?â
âHere I am,â he stepped cheerfully in, ârather late. Never mind. Four fine trout. They werenât rising today in any numbers.â
âIâve been franticâfrantic, Kendal. All alone with the baby Harryâup here in the mist.â
âEven soâeven soâa grand day.â
âFrantic. Lonely. And the phone rang! There you are now. The phone rang. Theyâre furious with you. What a holiday. Youâll have lost it. Lost the job.â
âA fair day tomorrow Iâd think,â said Kendal, shutting the door on the outside world, âfairing up every minute. We must keepââ
She disappeared into the kitchen to turn the trout. The rest of the party staggered upstairs towards hot water. Kendal stood by himself in the porch, dripping and smiling at Harry.
ââkeep our heads,â he finished. âUnlike the poor trout. Not wise to remove their heads,â he said to Harry. âThe finest taste is in the cheeks.â
âTeaching me to cook fish now,â Mrs. Bateman fumed to herself in the kitchen. âIâm being treated like a fool.â The four fish looked smaller every minute. âWill you stay for supper, Kendal?â she called bleakly.
âThatâd be grand,â he said. âJust the thing.â
âThough I dare say Mrs. Kendal may be worrying?â She put her hot face round the kitchen door. âI expect you feel you ought to go home to Mrs. Kendal?â
âOh not at all. Not at all. She knows my ways.â
Salad, bread, butter, cheese appeared on the table with Harryâs sleepy helpâmayonnaise, wine, water and the four fish, now looking like minnows. The big dish of Normandie potatoes put in the middle. They had got very crusty.
âServe them right and serve them right,â muttered Mrs. Bateman crossly. Feeling like the Egg-witch she crossed her hands on her apron and said, âThatâs all there is.â
âMrs. Kendal sent up something,â said Kendal as the rest of the family shambled in with