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Believe me, even at midday in the middle of January, there is nothing
express
about your expressways.
    Percy braked and lurched forward. I sorely wished I could launch a fireball in front of us and melt cars to make way for our clearly more important journey.
    “Doesn’t your Prius have flamethrowers?” I demanded. “Lasers? At least some Hephaestian bumper blades? What sort of cheap economy vehicle is this?”
    Percy glanced in the rearview mirror. “You have rides like that on Mount Olympus?”
    “We don’t have traffic jams,” I said. “That, I can promise you.”
    Meg tugged at her crescent moon rings. Again I wondered if she had some connection to Artemis. The moon was my sister’s symbol. Perhaps Artemis had sent Meg to look after me?
    Yet that didn’t seem right. Artemis had trouble sharing anything with me—demigods, arrows, nations, birthday parties. It’s a twin thing. Also, Meg McCaffrey did not strike me as one of my sister’s followers. Meg had another sort of aura…one I would have been able to recognize easily if I were a god. But, no. I had to rely on mortal intuition, which was like trying to pick up sewing needles while wearing oven mitts.
    Meg turned and gazed out the rear windshield, probably checking for any shiny blobs pursuing us. “At least we’re not being—”
    “Don’t say it,” Percy warned.
    Meg huffed. “You don’t know what I was going to—”
    “You were going to say, ‘At least we’re not being followed,’” Percy said. “That’ll jinx us. Immediately we’ll notice that we
are
being followed. Then we’ll end up in a big battle that totals my family car and probably destroys the whole freeway. Then we’ll have to run all the way to camp.”
    Meg’s eyes widened. “You can tell the future?”
    “Don’t need to.” Percy changed lanes to one that was crawling slightly less slowly. “I’ve just done this a lot. Besides”—he shot me an accusing look—“nobody can tell the future anymore. The Oracle isn’t working.”
    “What Oracle?” Meg asked.
    Neither of us answered. For a moment, I was too stunned to speak. And believe me, I have to be
very
stunned for that to happen.
    “It
still
isn’t working?” I said in a small voice.
    “You didn’t know?” Percy asked. “I mean, sure, you’ve been out of it for six months, but this happened on your watch.”
    That was unjust. I had been busy hiding from Zeus’s wrath at the time, which was a perfectly legitimate excuse. How was I to know that Gaea would take advantage of the chaos of war and raise my oldest, greatest enemy from the depths of Tartarus so he could take possession of his old lair in the cave of Delphi and cut off the source of my prophetic power?
    Oh, yes, I hear you critics out there:
You’re the god of prophecy, Apollo. How could you
not
know that would happen?
    The next sound you hear will be me blowing you a giant Meg-McCaffrey-quality raspberry.
    I swallowed back the taste of fear and seven-layer dip. “I just…I assumed—I hoped this would be taken care of by now.”
    “You mean by demigods,” Percy said, “going on a big quest to reclaim the Oracle of Delphi?”
    “Exactly!” I knew Percy would understand. “I suppose Chiron just forgot. I’ll remind him when we get to camp, and he can dispatch some of you talented fodder—I mean heroes—”
    “Well, here’s the thing,” Percy said. “To go on a quest, we need a prophecy, right? Those are the rules. If there’s no Oracle, there
are
no prophecies, so we’re stuck in a—”
    “A Catch-88.” I sighed.
    Meg threw a piece of lint at me. “It’s a Catch-22.”
    “No,” I explained patiently. “This is a Catch-88, which is four times as bad.”
    I felt as if I were floating in a warm bath and someone had pulled out the stopper. The water swirled around me, tugging me downward. Soon I would be left shivering and exposed, or else I would be sucked down the drain into the sewers of hopelessness. (Don’t laugh.