The Guide to Getting It On

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Book: Read The Guide to Getting It On for Free Online
Authors: Paul Joannides
Tags: Self-Help, Sexual Instruction, Sexuality
loud to my girlfriend, and we are enjoying it very much. I have but one complaint: stop the lingerie bashing. It is perhaps the only good thing about American consumerism.”
    If you find underwear to be erotic, here are a couple of possibilities:
     
Women who wear nylons and garters might consider putting their panties on over the garter belt instead of under, so their panties can come off while leaving the stockings and garters intact. Fine tips such as these can be found in Cynthia Heimel’s classic Sex Tips for Girls. Her lingerie chapter offers insight about women’s underwear that no male writer short of a crossdresser would ever get right.
A common garter faux pas, according to Los Angeles’ Trashy Lingerie, is wearing the rear garter all the way back instead of to the side. On the right leg, the front garter should be worn at dead center (12:00), and the rear garter should attach to the nylon at 3:30 to 4:00 as opposed to 6:00. On the left leg the front garter attaches at 12:00 and the rear garter at 7:30 or 8:00. This helps keep the seams straight.
Another Trashy Lingerie tip: if you wear a push-up bra, put it on, and then reach across your chest with your right hand. Grab your left breast from under your armpit, lifting it up and dropping it into the bra cup. Do the same thing with your left hand and right breast. Another bra misdemeanor: incorrectly adjusting the straps so the bra rides up too high or droops down too low. See Chapter 68: The Historical Breast and Bra for info on how to make sure your bra fits right.
Here’s a piece of shagadelic seduction advice from the 1960s: When going out, a woman might let a man know that she is not wearing underwear, or reach into her purse and pull out a pair of panties while saying, “Oops, I forgot to put these on!”
When sitting down to lunch or even for a long plane flight, some women briefly hike up their dresses and intentionally adjust a garter in view of a man whose salivary glands they hope to make flow. The art of doing this is in the ability to disguise the purposefulness of the act. Reaching for something in the overhead compartment can achieve similar results if you are wearing a dress or skirt that’s short enough.
Here’s a way to add a bit of variety and challenge when doing oral sex: Go down on your partner while she or he is still wearing underwear. You can reach under the material with your tongue, push it to one side for proper access, or pull it off with your teeth. You’ll probably need a fingertip assist, but the gesture is what counts!
If you are having a quickie, you might keep your underwear on and try working your way around it. Also, some couples enjoy having oral sex and intercourse with one or both partners wearing crotchless underwear.
Dry humping with only your underwear on can be fun. So can taking a shower or bath while still wearing your underwear. Plenty of dry humping gets done at the beach when it’s not very crowded and people are wearing swimsuits.
Women shouldn’t hesitate to take their lovers with them when shopping for lingerie. Shopping for a new bra or other intimate apparel might seem mundane to a woman, but it could be a fun treat for a man. It will help give him ideas for when he wants to get you a special gift. If it’s possible, ask him to accompany you into the dressing room. A drawback is that a man’s presence might cause other women to feel self-conscious.
For men, the next time you are in a department store with your sweetheart, nudge her into the men’s underwear department and ask her what style and colors she thinks might look best on you. Think about it!



Men’s Underwear
    Men have a choice of wearing briefs, boxers, boxer-briefs, men’s G-Strings thongs, nothing, or even women’s underwear if they’re so disposed. Most of us end up wearing whatever our mothers bought for us as kids, usually briefs or boxers. Each provides a different kind of feeling that a man gets used to, thus casting him for

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