courtesy to say good-bye. Well now, what can I do for you lot?â
They told him.
âGobbo!â the Rector exclaimed. âYes, certainly I saw
Gobbo
that evening, the evening Routh was knocked off. Why shouldnât I have seen him?â
âNo reason at all, my dear chap,â the Major agreed. âBut if I may say so, you seem to have rather missed the point. The question is, did you see Hagberd as well?â
âNo, because he was off somewhere else, murdering Routh.â
âYes, but Gobbo says he
wasnât.â
âAh,â said the Rector magnanimously, âI see what you mean now. You didnât make yourself at all clear at first, chorusing atme all together like that. Did I see Hagberd with Gobbo, youâre asking.â
âYes.â
âNo.â
âHe wasnât there?â
âHe may have been
there?
the Rector admitted. âAll Iâm saying is that I didnât
see
him. Couldnât have done, not if heâd been behind the horse-box or the elm.â
âItâs all a lot of nonsense,â said Padmore.
âGobbo
was talking,
mind you,â the Rector said.
âHe was?â
âYes. Might have been just to himself, though. Or he might even,â the Rector added doubtfully, âhave been saying a prayer ⦠Actually, donât pay too much attention to that,â he advised them, though none of them was in fact paying it any attention at all. âMe being a clergyman, my mind tends to run on prayer.â
âJack Jones said,â said Fen, âthat just before you got to the pub, you looked along the path that leads to Mrs Clotworthyâs cottage and scowled at somebody.â
âScowled?â said the Rector, scowling. âI never scowl. And anyway, I donât remember that I -â
But then he did remember. Flicking his horny fingers with a noise like a fire-cracker, he said, âYes, I do, though. It was Youings.â
âWhoâs Youings?â Padmore anxiously demanded.
âA pig farmer, my dear fellow.â The Major began absently scratching Fredâs back with the rubber tip of his stick. âLives just up the road.â
âHe was coming away from Mrs Clotworthyâs,â said the Rector. âOr perhaps he was just taking the short cut through from Chapel Lane.â
âYouings,â Padmore muttered. He seemed depressed at this fresh addition to the
dramatis personae
accreting round Gobboâs troublesome disclosures. âYouings, Youings. Youings.â
The Major said, âDid Youings follow you past the pub, Rector?â
âDonât know,â said the Rector. âCould have done. Youâll have to ask him.â
âHouse that Jack built,â said Fen.
âWell, Iâm going back to talk to Gobbo again,â said Padmore. âHeâs the mainspring.â
âRusty old mainspring,â said the Rector. âAnd if you take my advice, youâll take no notice of all this gammon heâs been spouting.â (â
Right,â
said Padmore.) âAmuse yourselves with it, by all means,â said the Rector, as though offering them a valuable indult. âDonât take it seriously, thatâs all.â To Padmore he said, âBy the way, donât forget to come to the Fête, will you? All the fun of the fair. Yes, and while youâre there donât forget to see the Botticelli.â
âThe Botticelli?â said Padmore faintly.
âWell, of course, it isnât a Botticelli really,â said the Rector. âAwful great nineteenth-century daub actually, size of a barn door. Assumption of the B.V.M. or some such thing. Popish. Still, the Misses Bale imagine itâs a Botticelli, so they get upset if enough people donât go and see it. You pay five bob and go in alone and sit in front of it and meditate on it for ten minutes.â
âDo you?â said Padmore