things we donât do or say today. Things change, people change, you canât go home again, the past is the past, period, the end.â
And yet, I thought, here I am with Sophie, the closest friend Iâd ever had. My protestations sounded ridiculous even to my own ears. Something had made me say yes to Sophieâs invitation, something other than mere curiosity, and if it wasnât partly nostalgia, then I was fooling myself.
âIâm going to order some oysters,â I said.
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Dear Answer Lady:
I get terribly seasick. Even the sight of a body of water makes me nauseous. My girlfriend has been pestering me to go on a cruise with her. She doesnât know about my problem and Iâm embarrassed to tell her. What should I do?
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Dear Idiot:
Tell her about your problem. No woman wants to spend seven days on the high seas with a man while his head is in the toilet.
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âIâve been going on about me this whole time! Iâm sorry, Eva. I guess Iâm just excited seeing you after all these years.â
Eva smiled a bit. âOh, thatâs all right. Thereâs not really much to tell about me.â
I didnât believe it for a minute. No woman carrying a Gucci bag (the bartender had raved about it, thatâs how I knew it was a real Gucci) lived a boring life. âOh, come on,â I said. âIâm sure your life is very exciting, at least, compared to mine. So, tell me, are you seeing anyone special?â
âNo,â she said flatly.
Undaunted, I asked: âAre you looking?â
Eva gave me a look of studied blankness. âWhy?â she asked. âShould I be?â
âNo, no,â I replied hurriedly, fearing Iâd been rude, âof course not, not if you donât want to be looking.â
Evaâs expression remained unchanged. âI donât really have the time right now for a relationship.â
âOh, sure,â I said with a nod. âI understand. What with your job and all.â
âRight. What with my job.â
Eva looked away and busied herself with the oysters sheâd ordered. (I donât like oysters.)
âWas there ever someone special,â I ventured, âyou know, after we fell out of touch?â
Eva put down the skinny little oyster fork and seemed to consider before answering.
âWell,â she said, âI dated, of course. But nobody struck me as good enough to marry, if thatâs what youâre asking.â
âOh,â I said. âIâm sorry. Maybeââ
âActually, there was one exception, a few years back. I thought for a while that he was worth the effort of a serious relationship.â
Eva took a sip of her drinkâa martiniâand left me to consider that tantalizing nugget of information. âWhat happened?â I asked.
Eva carefully replaced her drink on the bar before replying.
âWhat happened,â she said, âwas that he left me.â
âOh, Eva, Iâm sorry.â
I reached for her left hand on the bar but Eva moved it away. I remembered then how awkward my greeting kiss had made her and vowed to avoid unnecessary physical contact until we got better reacquainted.
âThere was another woman,â Eva said. âHe denied it but I knew better.â
I nodded. Didnât most men cheat on their wives and girlfriends? At least in my limited experience they did. My son, I was sure, was not âmost men.â Iâd tried very hard to teach him the importance of fidelity.
âLook,â Eva went on, her expression hard, âwhat else could it have been but another woman? Iâm successful, Iâm smart, Iâm attractive. Why would a man in his right mind leave me unless another woman had gotten her hands on him?â
For a moment I thought that Eva was joking, mocking herself and her own faults in the relationship, and then, looking carefully at her face, I realized