dybbuk.
âWhat now? Weâll be late for our show.â
âThe world will end? Donât you rich Americans have eyes?â
âWhat are you talking about?â Freddie asked.
âThat kid at the window. Heâs hungry.â
âHow can you tell?â
âWhatâs he looking at inside? Suits, the latest styles? His stomach is growling.â
âYou heard it?â
âI can hear an empty stomach at ten kilometers. And see how his pockets are bulging? He has everything he owns in those pockets. Give him a few francs so he can eat.â
âAvrom, what do you want me to do, feed every street kid and beggar in Paris?â
âWhy not?â
âWeâre going to miss our curtain.â
âLet them hold the curtain,â said the dybbuk. âIf you canât spare a few francs, take it out of my account.â
âWhat account?â Freddie replied scornfully. He supposed Avrom Amos was seeing himself hungry at a café window, with everything he possessed in the world stuffed inside his pockets.
Freddie dug wrinkled paper francs out of his pocket and shoved them into the hand of the street kid.
âHere. Get something to eat.â
When Freddie reached the Crazy Horse, and after hastily pinning a fresh flower in the buttonhole of his tailcoat, he strode center stage. The curtains parted. He rested a polished black shoe on a chair and sat the dummy on his knee.
The puppet looked at him. âDo I know you?â
Here we go, thought the ventriloquist. âIâm The Great Freddie.â
âWhat makes you so great?â
âI can throw my voice upstage into that barrel.â
âYou get paid for throwing up?â
âI didnât say that,â protested The Great Freddie. âI can toss my voice anywhere.â
âHow about my pocket?â
âWhat do you want your pocket to say?â
âKeep out!â
âWhy are you all dressed up?â Freddie hoped to get the dialogue back on track. âArenât you Count Dracula?â
âThat shlemiel of a vampire? Iâm a dybbuk.â
âA what?â
âA nice Jewish demon. I haunt people.â
âThat doesnât sound nice to me.â
âIs fighting wars nice?â replied the dybbuk.
âThe warâs history. Yesterdayâs newspapers.â
âNot for me. I placed a want ad. Let me look at the audience.â
âAre you searching for a friend?â
âA rat.â
âThere are no rodents in this cabaret,â Freddie said. Where was this dialogue going?
The dybbuk said, âKeep your eyes peeled for a rat with two legs.â
âAn unfortunate pet? Did you name him?â
âNo. He already had a name.â
âWhat was it?â
âSS Colonel Gerhard Junker-Strupp. Youâve heard of him?â
âNo.â
âAha!â
âWhat do you mean, aha?â
âHe was the worst of the Jewish childkillers, and youâve never heard of him.â
âI have a feeling this is something personal.â
âHe caught me. He shot me, personally.â
âI hope you find him,â said Freddie, eager to change the subject. âWhat do you know about vampires?â
âVampires are a pain in the neck.â
âYes.â
âI think Iâll buy a pair of platypuses,â the dybbuk continued.
âWhy on earth would you want a pair of platypuses?â
âBecause theyâre so hard for a ventriloquist to say without moving his lips. Hey, you did good, Professor!â
Applause, at last. Freddie survived the act somehow, took a brisk bow, and fled the stage. He put the dummy away for the night, forgetting to cover its eyes with the black cloth.
What was it with the dybbuk? This was show business. No place to get even with the Nazis. It was now clear why Avrom Amos Poliakov had chosen a ventriloquist to possess. To play the mouthpiece. To bear