knew something was seriously fucked up. They took Plummer to the hospital by UPenn. Howard went up there late that night. He didnât tell anybody about this until much later. What happened was the family wouldnât let him in. Plummerâs mother stood there in the lobby, looked him in the eye, and told him to get the hell out. He never talked to Plummer, not then, not ever.â
Lenny sipped at his drink and waited. When Simon kept quiet, he continued, more heatedly now: âDonât you get it? Plummer finally croaks, so now Howardâs flailing around, looking for somethingâs
omebody
âhe can fix. Itâs just money. Heâs got enough of that. Sure, Iâm grateful,â Lenny said, âsure. But that doesnât mean I donât think paying somebody for a piece of their liver isnât fucked up. It doesnât mean I donât see why Howardâs really doing this. What Cheryl wants is for me to bow down and kiss Howardâs ring. And thatâs not something Iâm gonna do.â He knocked back the whiskey and poured himself another one. âBut, okay. Why should you give a shit. Letâs talk about what you came here for. Youâve found my donor.â
âI might have,â Simon said. âShe seems like a good candidate so far.â
âShe?â
âGender doesnât make a difference. Iâd like to tell the hospital youâre cousins. Second cousins.â
âYouâre kidding.â
âItâs the easiest way. Look.â Simon pulled a printout of Mariaâs photo from his jacket pocket and laid it flat on the table.
Lenny looked at the photo. âI guess I see it. So whatâs the problem?â
âWhat do you mean?â
âYou said âmight have.ââ
âSheâs smaller than a typical donor for someone your weight. But so far the imaging indicates that her liver is large enough to work.â
âAnd what about this?â Lenny waved the empty whiskey glass in front of Simonâs face. âIâve been trying to cut back, but, you know, old habits die hard and all.â
Simon clamped down on his irritation. âThe less drinking you do over the next week, the better. But whatâs most important is that you tell Cabreraâs social worker you gave it up months ago.â
âThat shouldnât be too hard. Iâve been lying to Cheryl about it for years.â
Simon outlined the narrative. Lennyâs father was Mariaâs motherâs cousin. Maria and Lenny may have always lived across the country from each other, but they share memories of childhood reunions, barbecues in Syosset and Bay Shore. He gave her a tour of New York City when she visited after graduating from middle school; he arranged for tickets to his games whenever the Jets traveled to the West Coast.
Simon wrote key names and plot points on a legal pad and tested Lennyâs retention. It was slow going. Lennyâs memory was erratic; facts slipped out of their rightful places, unbalancing the story. Fifteen minutes in, Lenny started to fidget like a kid stuck in detention. Simon asked him again to characterize his relationship with Maria.
âClose,â Lenny mumbled.
âPlease,â Simon said. âCan you try to elaborate?â
âThis is stupid,â Lenny said. âDonât sit here and drill me about shit thatâs not even real.â
âIâm trying to help.â
Lenny stood abruptly, upending his chair. âScrew your help. Howardâs too.â
Simon sat very still, the pad perched on his lap. âWe can stop for the night.â
âYou condescending
shit
.â
With the back of his hand, Lenny knocked his glass off the table. It clattered across the linoleum and into the wall, spinning on its side, like the needle of a busted fuel gauge, before coming to rest.
Simon placed the pad on the table next to Mariaâs photograph.