realized his grooming advice to Ben was probably the most productive contribution heâd made to society in his entire life. The strange friendship had even given him his last great idea for
his own thing
: to start a comprehensive life-skills school for the socially awkward. Hopefully with students more receptive than Ben, who despite that one shining moment seemed to ignore the copious copies of
GQ
and
Menâs Health
that Smiles âaccidentallyâ left in Benâs apartment in hopes they might stir some interest in his own betterment.
Smiles had given up on the nerd-school idea after drawing up one lesson plan (âAcne: Know Your Enemyâ), but he was still holding out hope for his ultimate project: getting Ben a girlfriend. Smiles mulled over strategy as he wandered to the card table. On the wall above, Ben had taped an official-looking letter from some big-shot journal called
The Annals of Mathematics
, which had accepted one of Benâs math papers for publication. Smiles desperately wanted to make a joke about how it sounded dirty, but he figured Ben wouldnât appreciate it.
âSo, you nervous about meeting with those spies?â he said.
Ben had told Smiles that he had to get some kind of government agents to clear his article before it could even get published. All top-secret and everything. Thatâs why Ben was going to the conferenceâto meet with the agents about his article.
âTheyâre not spies,â Ben said. âTheyâre just some guys from the NSA.â
âThe NSA,â Smiles repeated, not wanting to ask.
âThe National Security Agency. They do cryptography.â
âUmm-hm. Cryptography.â
âCode-breaking,â Ben said, his voice bored now. He hadnât even looked up from his books.
âSo what do you have in that paper, anywayâstate secrets?â
âItâs nothing special. All high-level work in cryptography has to be screened before it gets published.â
Ben was playing it off, but Smiles knew the truth: The kid was a mad genius.
Melanieâs reply buzzed through his cell: â
In trig. Hang in thereâsee you tonight
.â
Tonight. Why she had agreed to come over tonight, Smiles wasnât exactly sure. Probably to give him the axâor, knowing Melanie, maybe she was just being nice. Either way he had to make the most of it. Smiles figured he should probably clean up his place, or at least make a dent in his mountain of laundry. Just the thought of tackling it made him tired.
âSeriously, man, how do you live without a stereo?â he said, flipping through some of Benâs mail and other papers.
Ben just grunted.
âYou need some music in your life. Itâs healthy.â Smiles was just talking to himself, like he did regularly here. It was nice to have someone there to hear you, though. Ben was like having a cat, Smiles thought as he read a crinkled flier from a place called the Clay Mathematics Institute.
MILLENNIUM PRIZE P ROBLEM CHALLENGE it said at the top, and underneathâ
Holy shit. They had seven math problems there, and they were giving away $1 million if you figured any of them out.
âDude,â he barked so that Ben wouldnât ignore him this time. âAre you trying to solve these?â Smiles waved the flier at him.
Ben turned around. âMaybe.â
âWhat do you mean,
maybe
?â
âI donât know. Theyâre hard.â
âI hope so, for a million bucks.â Smiles read some more. Ben had circled one of the problems in pen. It was called the Riemann Hypothesis, and it appeared to be the granddaddy of them all. Something to do with prime numbers. Smiles was pretty sure his dadâs systemâhis special encryption techniqueâwas based on prime numbers, too.
âSo come onâare you doing this or not?â Smiles said.
âPut it away, Smiles. Just leave it.â
âGod, thatâd be pretty