put on a dress and some lipstick, as she had done that night, you can see why she was always popular with men. She keeps her blond hair shoulder length, sheâs never colored it, and now silver streaks surround her face, somehow making her pale blue eyes even bluer. She does have some fine lines around the eyesâsheâs spent so much time in the sun over the yearsâbut she doesnât have the saggy skin or jowls that some of her friends now do. So, she looked quite pretty that night, and because she was a little tipsy, she was in a playful mood.
âHey, Ev! Lottie! What a beautiful night, huh?â She tossed her purse onto the kitchen table and squatted to receive our Labrador, Riley, who came bounding into the kitchen. Riley is really Joanâs dog. My dogâWhitâs old dog, Scruggsâhad died two winters earlier. Scruggs was a great dog. Rileyâs a moron.
âWhoâs a good boy? Whoâs a good boy, Riley? Whoâs Mommyâs favorite boy?â
âHi, Joan,â said Everett. âMind if I help myself to a little of this pie? HEY, Riley, OFF!â
My mother had gotten Riley too worked up, as she often did. He had knocked her back into a sitting position and was gnawing on her wrist. The minute Everett gave the command, Riley let go and sat down, his tail wagging apologetically.
âNo, not at all,â Joan said, jumping to her feet. âI was hoping somebody would eat it so it wouldnât go to waste.â
âEv,â I said. âDo not eat that pie.â I tried to grab the pie plate from him, but heâs tall, and he grinned mischievously as he lifted it above my reach.
âIâm hungry,â he said.
âI made that pie two weeks ago, maybe longer. It needs to be thrown away. Joanie left it out on the counter overnight last week, twice.â
âDonât be ridiculous, itâs perfectly good,â said Joan.
âYouâll get sick. Youâll get food poisoning,â I said, but it was no use. They laughed at me, and Joan handed Everett a fork. Neither of them believes in food poisoning. Joan thinks salmonella is a âmyth.â She tells us that itâs a myth every Thanksgiving when she shovels hot stuffing into the turkey the night before she cooks it, then touches all the vegetables without washing her hands. Everett will eat anything, and Joan has a terror of throwing away uneaten food. They have, actually, sort of disproven current food-storage safety protocols. Theyâve always gobbled up anything thatâs not attracting too many flies, and neither of them is ever sick.
Joan looked at Everett and then looked at me. She saw my wet hair and his. She saw what was going on. Like I said, she didnât love the noncommittal thing we had.
âWhat have you two been up to tonight?â she asked casually. She grabbed a fork and sat down next to Everett. He moved the pie pan over so she could reach it, and they both ate the foul old pie with gusto. âLooks like youâve been in the lake,â Joan said, her mouth full.
Yes, sheâd had a little wine.
âWe had a visitor,â I said, leaning back against the counter.
âOh yeah! Joanâdamn, this is good pieâguess who just left?â Everett said.
âYou know, itâs those strawberries from the farm stand that make it so yummy, Everett. Itâs worth it to make the extra trip. I always buy fresh when I can; it makes such a difference,â Joan said. Because it was her trip to the farm stand, not my baking, that explained the pieâs deliciousness.
âLaurel,â I said.
Joanie froze.
âLaurel Atwood was here,â I said.
âNO!â said Joanie. âLaurel and Spin were here? I wish Iâd known they were coming.â
âIt was just Laurel,â Everett said. âShe was driving around. I guess Spinâs working. She just stopped by to introduce