years ago, a girl called Samantha may or may not have joined this organization. I understand that you can play a speaking roll once without joining, but then must join before the second job. Is that so?â
âYes, and you might as well tell me her name.â
âAnd yours, Miss?â
âArthur.â
âAll right, Miss Arthur. Her name was Samantha.â
âSamantha what?â
âI donât know. I have one nameâSamantha.â
âThen donât you think you ought to come back with the second name before you throw your weight around a poor, defenseless old lady?â she asked icily.
âI may or may not be able to find the second name. That is not your problem. I want every Samantha who joined the Guild eleven years ago, give or take a few months on either end. The name is not a common one and there can hardly be too many.â
âIndeed!â said Miss Arthur.
âIndeed,â Masuto smiled.
Whereupon Miss Arthur led him into another office where two girls sat, both of them younger even when their ages were added together, and where she figuratively washed her hands of Masuto.
âWho is she?â Masuto asked them. âI mean, who was she? The name sort of rings a bell.â
âDella Arthur? And you didnât remember?â asked one.
âHe didnât remember,â said the other.
âShe hates you. Sheâll cut your heart out. Weâll let you out the back way, officer. Weâll protect you.â
âAre you married?â
âIâm married.â
âThen weâll let her kill you. You know, all the Beverly Hills policemen are very handsome. Is that how they pick you?â
âI wantââ Masuto began.
âWe know,â said one of them. âWe heard. Enough of this light-hearted girlish talk. Only we donât file membership by year of admission. We file by name, and you donât have the family name.â
âBut there must be some annual bookkeeping.â
âOh, yesâyes. If she paid dues, we should have the receipts and the duplicate statements.â The girl was dark haired and bright eyed, and she licked her lips when she looked at Masuto. âWhy are they always married? Never mind. Come on, weâll go in the file room and study 1955 and weâll find a Samantha. Of course, you know thatâs a phony name,â she said to Masuto.
She had led him into the next room, facing a whole wall of files, when he turned and looked at her curiously.
âWhy do you say that, Missâ?â
âJust call me Jenny.â
âOK, Jenny. Why?â
âWell, isnât it obvious?â
âNot to my inscrutable Oriental mind. I grew up in a Japanese community, let us say a little apart from your folkways.â
âYou know, Sergeant, you got a nice sense of humor. Cool, if you follow me.â She had opened a file drawer and was riffling through it with practiced fingers as she spoke. âSuppose this Samantha is a kid of twenty or so in 1955. That makes her born in 1935, right?â
âGive or take a few yearsâyes.â
âMiddle of the depressionâwhoâs going to give a kid a nutty name like Samantha? Todayâs another matter, but around then, from what I hear, people werenât thinking about these stylish names.â
âGood. Go on.â
âI bet you a pretty her last nameâs a phony too.â
âHowâs that?â
âYou knowâlike Glendale or Frazer or Buckingham or Sanford, but no Kaminski or Levy or Jones or Richterââ
âYouâd make an excellent cop,â Masuto said admiringly.
âNah. Half the names here are phonies. Itâs part of the profession.â
âDo they also have to register their real names?â
âNo rule about that. Some do. Most donât. If an actor takes a stage name, it becomes part of him. He usually canât live with two names.