partsâthe part about Paul Revere and the Battle of Bunker Hill.
Totally focused now on the story, I continued to pet Fred and nibble away on my snack.
Wait a minute, I thought. What snack? I searched the table for the eggs. Then I remembered I had thrown them away.
I peered down at the food in my hand.
Please let them be chocolate sprinkles, I prayed as I raised my hand slowly.
I brought my hand right up to my eyes.
I stared at the sprinkles between my fingers.
I stared at them as they wiggled their tiny legs.
âNoooo,â I moaned. âOooooh, no! Fleas!â
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âI âm eating fleas!â I shrieked.
My stomach heaved.
I clamped my hand over my mouth so I wouldnât throw upâand felt a flea crawl off my finger and across my cheek.
âAghh!â I swiped it away.
But now something tickled my throat. No, not a tickle. More like a sting.
âOh, no! Thereâs a flea stuck in my throat!â
I tried to cough it out, but its sharp legs dug in deeper and deeper.
I charged upstairs to the bathroom.
I grabbed my toothbrush and frantically brushedat my throat. I brushed and brushed until I couldnât feel the fleaâs pinching legs.
Then I rinsed and watched the flea float down the drain.
Ugh.
I brushed my teeth. I brushed my gums. I brushed my tongue. I brushed the roof of my mouth.
I didnât stop brushing until my entire mouth turned too sore to brush anymore.
I have to tell Kevin. Something is definitely wrong with me. Kevin will help me figure out what it is.
Iâll have to tell him about the fleas, I realized. But I knew I didnât have a choice. I needed helpâfast.
I dialed the Sullivansâ number. Aunt Sylvie answered the phone. âHello.â
âItâs Sam Kinny,â I said. âIs Kevin there?â
âHello? Hello?â
âItâs Sam Kinny,â I repeated. âIs Kevin there?â
âHello. Who is this? I canât understand you,â Aunt Sylvie said.
Must be a bad connection, I thought. âItâs Sam Kinny,â I shouted into the phone. âAre Kevin or Lissa there?â
âIâm sorry. I still canât understand a word youâre saying,â she replied. âConcentrate hardâIâll try to read your mind.â
I hung up the phone.
I redialed, hoping Kevin would pick up.
âHello.â Aunt Sylvie again.
Maybe sheâs hard of hearing, I thought.
âItâs Sam,â I screamed into the phone. âIs Kevin there?â
âOwww!â Aunt Sylvie cried. âNow youâve hurt my ears. How rude!â She hung up on me.
Okay. This is it. Iâll call once more, then Iâm giving up. Aunt Sylvie picked up the phone before the first ring ended.
âItâs Sam Kinny,â I said. âI didnât mean to hurt your ears, but I was wondering if I could speak to Kevin. Itâs kind of important.â
âSlower! Slower! Please!â Aunt Sylvie said.
Slower?
What did she meanâslower?
âItâsSamKinny,â I repeated. âIwanttospeakwith . . .â
Yikes! Aunt Sylvie was right. I was talking fast. Really fast.
I inhaled deeply. I counted to five.
âItâsSamKinny.â
Oh, no!
I tried again.
âIhavetospeaktoKevin.â
Now I couldnât even understand what I was saying.
âIâm not in the mood for jokes, young man,â Aunt Sylvie scolded. âDonât call back again.â She slammed the phone down with a crash.
âTsamny! Tsamny!â I repeated the sentence over and over, trying my hardest to slow down. But it didnât work.
I focused on my lips. My tongue. Trying to control them.
âItâsSamKinnyIwanttospeaktoKevinandLissa.â
I couldnât slow down no matter how hard I tried.
âItâsSamKinnyIwanttospeakKevandLisItâsSamKinnyIwanttospeaktoKevandLis.â
Oh, no! Now I couldnât stop talking!
I broke out in