to meet with us,â I said once we had settled. âI need to know about art-gallery security.â
John lifted one eyebrow. That was it. One eyebrow.
It did the trick.
âWeâre not planning a heist,â Nico said quickly. âWeâre not stealing anything.â
âItâs more likeâ¦â I hesitated. How far could I go with the truth? This guy was a stranger. âLetâs just say the art gallery is missing something of value. And they donât even know it.â
I met his eyes. They were a steely gray, but I could see a dash of humor in them.
âWhat do you want to know?â was all he said.
âLetâs start withâ¦what kind of security systems do they usually have in place?â
He leaned back in the chair. â CCT cameras. Probably motion sensors. Most do.â
I felt my heart fall. How could Nico and I get around those?
âHow old is the gallery in question?â John asked.
â1970s,â I said. âItâs one of those monuments to the god of concrete. Parts of it were renovated about ten years ago, I think.â
âThe alarm system may be original,â he said. âProbably was state-of-the-art when installed. Most donât get updated like they should, especially the nonprofit sites. Easy to tell.â
Nico shot to alert. âHow?â
John shrugged. âTake a walkabout. Look for wires along the floor. Check to see if they are painted over. That will signal a system that has been there a long time. It may not even be working.â
Made sense. âBut what about the CCT cameras?â
John cocked his head. âThey probably link back to a monitor in a security room. At least, thatâs what most people think. Television paints us a nice picture, but reality is quite different. There may be only one guard on duty. Those poor sods are paid minimum wage. How diligent are they going to be about watching every camera, every minute of their shift?â
Good point, I thought. Not to mention, if they only made minimum wage, they might also be working two jobs.
âProbably they have other things to do. Make the rounds. Visit the loo. Have a nap.â John appeared to be reading my mind.
âHow would you get past the motion sensors?â I asked.
âThatâs the tricky part. Those sensors can be really sensitive. For instance, a cat let loose in the building can trip them. And trip them. And trip them.â
For a second, I just watched his face. It changed from impassive to tricky. One might also sayâ¦playful.
âThe old âcrying wolf in the art galleryâ trick,â said Nico, getting excited. âOh really, thatâs brilliant.â
âThe security guard goes to check when the first alarm goes off. And the second. But eventually gets fed up,â I said. âI like it.â
My mind was already devising a plan. How could we get into the gallery after dark? Or maybeâ¦weâd go in at the end of the day and hide. Wait for the gallery to close. Weâd have to bring a cat in with us, maybe in a bag. How would we keep the cat quiet? No, that wouldnât workâ¦
âOf course, the easiest way would be to do the job when the motion sensors are off.â
I straightened. âWhen do you mean?â
Now I got a genuine smile from him. âDuring the day, when the gallery is open.â
Nico gasped. âWith all sorts of people about? Isnât that brazen?â
John leaned forward. âThe trick would be to create a diversion. A really big diversion.â
My mind shifted to warp speed.
* * *
An hour later, the three of us had finished the pasta verde (best in the city). We said our thanks and goodbyes. I headed back to the store. I snuck into the back office while Tiff dealt with a customer out front.
A plan was buzzing in my head. It was the sort of plan that would require a specific kind of talent. Time to call in the big guns.
I picked