burned through two community colleges, dropping out once due to boredom and a second time after he got busted at an inopportune moment with an English professor twice his age.
âBy the way,â Mom said, rearranging her knife on her plate, âyou never told me when Noah would be free to come over for family dinner.â
âI forgot to ask, sorry. Heâs been working, andâ¦â
And Heath had been sneaking out to drink and see metal shows every other night. I didnât say thisâsibling loyalty is a two-way streetâbut my mom has some weird sixth sense about these sorts of things, which is probably why I have no confidence when it comes to lying to her. Nurse Katherine the Great always knows.
She shot him a dark look across the table. âI swear, Heath, if you screw this up with Noahââ
âIâm not going to screw it up.â
âAgain,â I amended under my breath.
âWe were on a break,â Heath said.
âBecause you were fooling around with that cook.â
âChef,â he corrected. âAnd he was fooling around with me . I didnât start it.â
âTell me again, why is Noah with you?â
âBecause Iâm overflowing with personality and I ooze charm.â
I snorted. âYouâre overflowing and oozing something, all right.â
âPlease, God,â Mom pretend-prayed to the sky. âAll I ask is that you swap these children for kittens, and Iâll never sin again.â
Heath made prayer hands and closed his eyes. âDear Prince of Darkness, please make sure the kittens piss all over her bed so sheâll regret it and beg for us to come back.â
I elbowed him in the ribs until he laughed, and then I asked Mom for money. âIâm going back inside for ten-dollar strawberry shortcake,â I explained as I accepted her debit card. âYou two keep steering us toward the apocalypse while Iâm gone.â
They continued to joke and laugh as I strolled around tables and a hundred pecking birds, who mustâve thought this place was some kind of avian Shangri-La, what with all the fancy crumbs being tossed their way by museum patrons. I couldnât blame them. It was really pretty out here, especially beyond the patio; afternoon sun cleared out the fog over Golden Gate Bridgeâs famous orangey-vermillion arches stretching across the blue bay. For once, it actually seemed like summer. Though I did feel a little sorry for the tourists who were prancing around in shorts. Come nightfall, theyâd be regretting they didnât book their trip in September or October, when it was sunnier.
As I opened the cafe door, a riot of sound drew my attention toward the museum hallway. People were jumping up from their seats, craning their necks to see something. I sidled past one of the museum volunteers and wove between patrons crowding the exit of the Flesh and Bone exhibit.
A couple of guards cleared a space around a spotlighted area in the middle of the room. Thatâs when I saw it, scrawled in slanting metallic gold on the gray exhibit wall beneath Max Br ö delâs heart diagram:
C E L E B R A T E
Was this, could this� Who the hell else would it be?
Jack.
Jack-Jack-Jack! His name bounced around my hollow head like a rubber ball inside an empty gym. Celebrate. This was no coincidence. He went to the Body-O-Rama website. He saw my post about birthday plansâthe one in which Iâd posted a photo of the Br ö del. Humiliation and excitement raced through me in dizzy spirals.
Oh, my ever-loving God â¦
He did this for me.
Important-looking people rushed in with a security guard. Museum administration. One of them was a distinguished older woman in a dress suit, who clamped a hand over her mouth when she saw the graffiti.
Someone was excitedly talking to a couple next to me. âDressed in black,â he was saying. âI didnât get a look at his