attachéabout the pirate situation. If it werenât for the incessant meetings, he might be able to get some work done. As he heads out, he glances at his computer once more. There are now 368 e-mails, at least a couple dozen marked URGENT.
Most are probably pirate-related. He had worked all weekend on the pirate situation, much to Mirandaâs dismay. Friday, a British Royal Navy ship picked up a Mazrooqi dhow that had been boarded by Somali pirates and was attacking a Finnish vessel. In the confrontation with the Brits, three Somalis and two Mazrooqis were killed. But even with the pirates all either dead or in captivity, Finnâs work was just beginning. It was the embassyâs responsibility to figure out what to do with the boat, the crew, and the corpses. First, he wants to repatriate the Mazrooqi corpses, which requires getting diplomatic clearance to send them in a British helicopter over Mazrooqi waters. Then he needs to figure out what to do with the Somali bodies. Both Mazrooq and Somalia refuse to accept the piratesâ bodies. Not a lot of countries clamoring for decomposing criminals, actually. So Finn then has to figure out how the navy could give the Somalis a proper Muslim burial at sea. Merely tossing them overboard could trigger a diplomatic crisis with unpredictable consequences.
After the dead are taken care of, Finn needs to decide what to do with the living. The surviving Mazrooqis must be brought home. He has sought assurances from the Mazrooqi Foreign Minister that the surviving Somalis would not be put to death if they were brought to trial here; the UK forbids the death penalty. The Foreign Minister has thus far refused to guarantee this, saying that to do so would undermine the independence of the justice system. So then where are the Somalis to be sent? Maybe Kenya? Finn reminds himself to put in a call to the British High Commissioner in Nairobi later this afternoon, to see if he can sort out a way to get the prisoners tried there.
The Defense Attaché is waiting in his office when Finn gets back from the staff meeting, legs crossed, reading a dog-eared copy of Hisham Matarâs
Anatomy of a Disappearance
. âHow did you get here so fast? Didnât we just come from the same meeting?â
âTeleported. A new stealth technology weâre trying out in the navy.â Leo closes his book without marking his place. He memorizesthe page numbers, heâd told Finn. A shared love of order was one of the many things that bonded the two men.
âGlad to hear it. Might come in handy with the pirate situation.â
âFigured if that kid Harry Potter can do it, why not the worldâs best military?â
âI think he apparated, actually.â
âSame thing, from a technical standpoint. Good to know youâre keeping up with contemporary literature though.â
âI do my best. So?â
âWell, the good news is that we have permission for the helicopters. Theyâll bring the Mazrooqi bodies back here later this afternoon.â
âAnd the living?â
âThem too.â
âIâve got a call in to the presidentâs imam to find out how to bury the Somalis at sea.â Finn flips open his pocket-size calendar. Paper. Heâs endlessly mocked for his old-fashioned tastes, but heâs sure that if his entire schedule were on something electronic, heâd accidentally drop it in the toilet. At least paper dries out. âAt three p.m. If he actually rings then, and you know how unlikely that is, Iâll let you know our instructions.â
âDo we need to get ahold of a Quran?â
âProbably. But I donât know. Ever been to a Muslim funeral?â
âSeen them go by my house. With the corpse on a stretcher under a rug. Not sure where they go with it though.â
âFind out. Could be useful someday. Not with the Somalis, of course. Theyâre off to make a whole lot of fish