and American University were on summer vacation, and the pub business in downtown D.C. was feeling the usual summer pinch. For certain bars, the influx in summer tourists just couldnât make up for the weekly binge-drinking student crowd.
Jake ordered a draftâeach glass was selling for seventy-five cents until eight-thirty. He had already saved a quarter from the usual one-dollar Happy Hour price. He downed his beer, called over the bartender, and saved another twenty-five cents.
Maroon 5 played on the sound system and echoed off the walls of the empty bar. Jake realized it was the first time he had ever breathed clean air in the maze-like, three-story establishment. McFaddenâs was relatively new, a modern steel and concrete watering hole in the midst of some of the nationâs oldest barsâjoints with missing mortar and cracked walls. McFadden did what most bars trying to simulate old age didâthey put in wood-paneled walls, threw antiques around the room like a blind interior decorator and, for a finishing touch, turned down the lights. Jake had once been a Thursday night regular, right after his evening class on nineteenth century authors. He looked around the bar and missed being a student, missed the carefree lifestyle that was now a distant memory.
âIâm Matt,â the bartender said, introducing himself. The bartender knew the first rule to pulling in the tips, in the absence of a perky set, was to establish rapport.
âJake. Nice to meet you.â
âFrom around here?â
âBorn and raised.â
âNot many of those around.â
âNo, not too many real Washingtonians left,â Jake answered. âItâs quiet in here tonight.â
âItâs summer. Most of our customers are GW students. Itâll pick up a little later. Itâs still early, my friend.â
Jake looked down at his watch. Five minutes after eight. Twenty-five minutes until the seventy-five-cent drafts bumped up to a full dollar. He ordered another.
âDrinking alone this evening?â
âDepends if anyone feels like coming to look for me. Weâll see.â
âNo shame in downing a few by yourself,â the bartender answered. He was in the wrong profession to point out any of the AA telltale signs of alcoholism.
âYeah, well, itâs been a bad year,â Jake said, without elaborating. He wasnât going to share his life story with a bartender. Drinking by himself was one thing; weeping into his beer with his head on the bartenderâs shoulder was something else entirely. A man does have his limits.
The bartender didnât press for details. When a customer says, âItâs been a bad day,â he tended to ask. When a customer says, âItâs been a bad year,â he didnât want to know. He brought Jake his third beer in twenty minutes.
âRedskins fan?â
âAbsolutely. Hard to grow up around here and not be one.â
The two fell into football chatter, the kind of serious emotional banter that is the glue of the male social infrastructure.
âSnyder ruined the team,â Jake said. âA billionaire businessman with no more football knowledge than you or I.â
âHe did do one thing right.â
âWhatâs that?â
âHired the hottest cheerleaders in the league.â
âUnfortunately they canât catch for shit.â
The conversation continued through the return and departure of Joe Gibbs, stupid draft picks, free agency, the upcoming schedule, and predictions for the playoffs.
âNo one looks better on paper than the Redskins in April.â
âAmen to that,â the bartender answered, pouring a beer for another patron at the far end of the bar.
The quiet mood of the bar was broken with the entrance of eight twenty-something ladies in a bachelorette party. The group of well-accessorized and fully primped females filled the gap around the stools between