Patch hurled herself onto the arm of Robinâs chair, and Frid stood in an elegant attitude before the fire, and Lord Charles wandered vaguely about the room.
âDear me,â said Henry, âI feel like Uriah Heep. Itâs as good as the chiming of old bells to see Robin Grey in the flesh.â
The twins murmured agreeably and Colin said: âYou havenât grown much.â
âI know,â said Roberta. âIâm a pygmy.â
âA nice pygmy,â said Charlot.
âDo you think sheâs pretty?â asked Frid. âI do.â
âNot exactly pretty,â said Stephen. âIâd call her attractive.â
âReally!â said Lord Charles mildly. âDoes Robin, who I must say looks delightful, enjoy a public dissection of her charms?â
âYes,â said Roberta. âFrom the family, I do.â
âOf course she does,â shouted Patch, dealing Roberta a violent buffet across the shoulders.
âWhat do you think of me ?â asked Frid, striking an attitude. âArenât I quite, quite lovely?â
âDonât tell her she is,â said Colin. âThe girlâs a nymphomaniac.â
âDarling!â murmured Lady Charles.
âMy dear Colin,â said his father, âit really would be a good idea if you stick to the words you understand.â
âWell,â Frid reasoned, âyou may thank your lucky stars I am so lovely. After all, looks go a long way on the stage. I may have to keep you all, and in the near future, too.â
âApropos,â said Henry, âI fancy thereâs a bum downstairs, chaps.â
âOh no !â cried the Lampreys.
âThe signs are ominous. I told Stamford you were out, Daddy.â
âThen I suppose Iâd better stay in,â muttered Lord Charles. âWho can it be this time? Not Smith & Weeklyâs again, surely? I wrote them an admirable letter explaining thatââ
âCircumstances over which we had no control,â suggested Stephen.
âI put it better than that, Stephen.â
âMike,â said Lady Charles, âbe an angel and run out on the landing. If you see a little manââ
âIn a bowler,â said Henry and Frid.
âYes, of course in a bowler. If you see him, donât say anything but just come and tell Mummy, darling, will you?â
âRighto,â said Mike politely. âIs he a bum, Mummy?â
âWe think so but itâs nothing to worry about. Do hurry, Mikey darling.â
Mike grinned disarmingly and began to hop out of the room on one leg.
âI can hop for miles,â he said.
âWell, run quietly for a change.â
Mike gave a Red-Indian call and began to crawl out. The twins rose in a menacing fashion. He uttered a shrill yelp and ran.
âIsnât he heaven?â Lady Charles asked Roberta.
âThereâs the lift!â Colin ejaculated.
âItâll only be Mike t-taking a run down and up,â said Stephen. âI understand that Mikeâs playing with the lift is rather unpopular.â
âI bet itâs the bum,â said Colin. âHas Baskett been warned? I mean he may just lavishly show him in.â
âIf Baskett doesnât know a bailiffâs man,â said Lord Charles warmly, âafter having lived with us for fifteen years, he is a stupider fellow than I take him for.â
âThereâs the bell!â cried Lady Charles.
âItâs all right,â said Henry. âItâll only be Robinâs luggage.â
âThank heaven! Robin darling, youâd like to see your room, wouldnât you? Frid, darling, show Robin her room. Itâs too tiny and absurd, darling, but you wonât mind, will you? Actually it was meant for a hall, but Mike and Patch turned it into a sort of railway-station so weâre delighted to have it made sane again. I really must dress myself but I canât