be truly interested in physical fitness. She has to pick today of all days to pay attention to Miss Ro?! Sheâs not looking at me, and if I didnât know better Iâd say she was deliberately ignoring me. Maybe sheâs actually embarrassed to be in GOT-PU, the Group of the Physically Unfit, not that she knows thatâs what we A-listers call it. Then again she is really smart; she might have figured it out on her own.
Shaking my head I try to clear my thoughts, rid myself of my internal monologue so I can concentrate on getting Nadine to work her way over to the right side of her group, so weâll be next to each other. Leave it to The Hog to save the day.
Standing in the middle of the middle group, Gwenevere Schültzenhoggen, known to the student population as The Hog, raises her hand in the middle of Miss Roâs speech about how we need to fight obesity before obesity makes us unfit to fight. First of all, who raises their hand in gym class? Second of all, since The Hog is almost as broad as she is tall, she just has to breathe to be noticed; hand-raising is superfluous. But her father is German and her mother is Korean, so sheâs had a very strict upbringing; adhering to rules is in her blood.
âMiss Rolenski?â
âYes, Gwenevere,â Miss Ro replies, unable to hide her displeasure at being interrupted.
âWhat kind of a test is this going to be?â The Hog asks. âQualitative or quantitative?â
âSays Quasimodo!â
Ouch! Thatâs even more brutal than The Hog. Leave it to Rayna Delgado to make me see the error of my ways. Donât get me wrong. I donât like Rayna; she really is a superbitch, and sheâs made me see that Iâm not that far behind. Gwenâas the girl formerly known as The Hog will henceforth be dubbedâcannot help that she inherited her fatherâs strong, brawny, and unfortunately unfeminine German DNA. Sheâs a good kid, and even though sheâs 5â11â, sheâs got the confidence to wear high heels. For that reason alone she should have my support, and if I didnât have my own problem to solve I would come to Gwenâs defense, but luckily Miss Ro is already lecturing Rayna about mutual respect, female-to-female support, and the fact that Rayna should work better at covering up her neck pimples before she makes fun of someone else.
While the rest of the class is laughing and joining in the impromptu and unorthodox girl-power assembly, I make my move.
âNadine!â I power-whisper.
How can Nadine possibly be more interested in Gwenâs plight than mine? I donât care if she doesnât know that I have a plight; sheâs supposed to be my friend, and friends come before the downtrodden.
âNaaaa-diiiiiiine!â
Still nothing! All sheâs doing is staring daggers at Rayna, whoâs freaking out because she swears her neck was pimple-free at the start of class and now it looks like a Jackson Pollock painting if, of course, the man only used red paint. Iâd feel sorry for her if I wasnât so determined. I pull a barrette out of my hairâplaced there this morning because Iâm having an extra-frizzy hair dayâaim, toss, and hit my target. Grabbing her shoulder, Nadine finally turns in my direction, wearing an expression that can only be described as one big scowl.
âCome here!â I order.
Bounding over to the far end of Group C, Nadine wonât let go of her shoulder. Sheâs acting like sheâs pressing down on a gunshot wound. Seriously, the girl is weak; she should know what it feels like to have every limb break and then point in the opposite direction. Thatâs pain.
âWhat did you do that for?â she whines.
âI was trying to get your attention, and you only had eyes for Rayna,â I snipe.
For a second Nadineâs eyes cloud over as if she didnât hear me properly or as if she did hear me and hates