back lands on the mattress and the two of them tumble on top of me. The little one is on his knees. Heâs leaning down on my shins, pinning my ankles to the floor. I try to free my legs as I shake Hectorâs fists, which are now holding the cleaver between my legs. If I let go heâll slam me right in the nuts.
I wrestle my right foot free and kick at the little guy. I connect squarely with his face and he falls away. Heâs holding his nose with both hands and blood is dripping out from underneath his palms.
âMy nose, my fucking nose,â he chokes out as he clutches his face. âFucking albino.â
He points at my knees. âGet his legs!â he screams as blood runs from his nose to his chin.
Hector looks at him in shock. I take Hectorâs handsâand the cleaver in themâand bang them as hard as I can against the plaster wall. The silver blade falls out of his grip and bounces on the mattress before clanging on the floor. He squeezes his right hand between his knees as the little guy lunges for the cleaver. Hector is wide openâI could whack the back of his head with my elbow but I donât. Instead, I grab my overcoat and hat, stumble out of the room and head for the exit. The tender is gone and so are the flappers, no doubt paid by the cleaver boys to disappear.
I race out of the joint, my heart slamming its way up my chest and practically out of my mouth. I run down the hall and burst out the front door onto Tenth Street. The icy air scorches my skin and whips my eyes but itâs a welcome pain. Itâs the sting of safety.
I run back to Market Street, my footsteps echoing into the night, and right then I swear to myself Iâll never be dumb enough to get lured into a trap like that again. But Iâve got all of their faces burned into memory. The tender, the flappers, Margaret, Hector, and the little guy. I owe each one of them, just like I owe Gazzara. And Iâll be back, because I like to pay my debts.
The Auburnâs headlights shine onto Route 25 as we hightail it out of Philly. Santi has been asking me the same questions since I got back to the hotel and found him pacing the lobby.
âIsnât the femur your leg bone?â Heâs trying to picture what went down at the cellar club, which is about thirty miles behind us.
âI donât know,â I say, still trying to make sense of what just happened.
Santiâs shaking his head. âThey were going to chop off your legs? For messing with a bartender?â
The kid has no idea how far I pushed things.
âThatâs the short version,â I tell him.
I turn on the radio and Rudy Valleeâs singing âIâm Just A Vagabond Lover.â I know every note because Old Man Santiago has the record at the Hy-Hat and I play it every time Iâm there. Whenever I listen to Rudy Vallee I pretend Iâm whiteânormal whiteâand as rich as J. P. Morgan. I picture myself on a yacht sipping daiquiris with Pearl. Sheâs stuck on me and nobody is out for my femurs.
âWhatâs your move now?â Santi asks. âWeâve got to map out a sensible plan of strategy.â
I canât imagine how to fix this mess before Jimmy gets back. Iâm in even deeper now, because Gazzara is obviously more than a small-town hood and Iâve spun him off his nut. I turn up Rudy Vallee and run through my options.
The one move I havenât considered is coming back to Philly with more muscle, but Iâd have a tough time finding anybody crazy enough to join me. None of the boys at the Pour House will want to cross Jimmy. And I wonât ask any of the tougher kids at the Hy-Hat; the whole point of the club is to keep them off the streets and out of trouble.
I hate to admit it, but the one person who could help me out of this mess is my father. He hasnât been too happy with me since I started working at the Pour House, and he certainly wonât