demanded two things: that I drive them somewhere else where they could roll and smoke another of their ridiculous joints, and that the night could not end until theyâd fired off the green smoke grenade in the water of the David H. Wilson Senior High School swimming pool.
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Wilson was completely dark when we got there. On the drive, Bosten kept playing around with Paulâs smoke grenade, just to annoy me. It wasnât a good idea because I drove the front wheels into the curb twice, which made Paul spill some of his pot down onto the plastic floor mats of my parentsâ car.
âJesus. Isnât the street wide enough for you, Stick?â Paul complained.
And from the backseat, Bosten kept goading, âI wonder what would happen if I pulled this ring out while we were still driving?â
âWe would all die. Thatâs what,â I said.
Swerve.
âBut        it            would look bitchinâ, I bet,â he answered.
âDid it!â Paul proudly held up a crooked and spit-sogged joint.
The second joint didnât make them as stupid as the first. Maybe they were getting numb, I thought. I knew I was. My hands were frozen stiff while I stood with Bosten and Paul out in the field behind the pool. I shoved them so far down into the cross-pocket of my sweatshirt that my fingers cupped beneath my crotch.
I didnât watch the boys while they smoked their weed, but I couldnât help being irritated by the annoying smell and the sounds of their strained and slobbered sucking on the joint. I kept my eyes on the pool. Even without any lights on at all, I could see the foggy gray steam from the water rising up above the top of the spiked iron fence that enclosed the swimming and diving arena.
I thought a warm bath would have been really nice at that moment.
âTime to go,â Paul said.
He held the grenade in his right hand, cocked like a spring behind him, as my brother followed him to the edge of the fence. They must have choreographed this ahead of time, I thought, because while Paul held the canister at the ready, Bosten poked his finger through the wire ring.
Bosten said, âReady?â
âGo!â
Bosten pulled the wire.
Smoke instantly swallowed Paulâs hand.
He hurled the grenade up into the night.
It hit the top of the fence, with a sound like dink!
Hissing and spewing, it bounced back and landed in the grass between the three of us.
The last thing I clearly saw was Bosten, falling down in a heap of laughter. As the world disappeared into a noxious green haze, I could hear my brother giggling.
âGoddamn basketball player who throws like a girl!â
And Paul, laughing equally hard. âShut up! That thing             fucking scared me,            and itâs heavier than shit!â
I crawled out from the smoke on my hands and knees, crouching when I finally found my way into a patch of clear air.
âYou guys are both so stupid. Can we please go home now?â
But Paul and Bosten just rolled around in the dark greenness, laughing like theyâd never stop.
DAD AND MOM
It was just a few minutes before midnight when Bosten and I got home.
Dad and Mom were waiting for us.
They didnât see that it wasnât Bosten at the wheel, parking the car in its spot next to Dadâs Pontiac. There was no way theyâd know about how I snaked my hand up behind the dashboard and reconnected the wire to the odometer, or that Iâd carefully shaken out the floor mats of all the marijuana Paul had spilled while trying to spastically craft a joint.
They didnât need to know any of that, because they knew enough already.
Maybe once per week things exactly like this happened in our house.
Dad had his belt off, folded in his fist, before we even came in from the mudroom.