thought, one of their toughest food-snatching missions ever.
They would deal with many, many humans. The truck itself was large and intimidating. And it was moving.
Stick Dog knew that lots of humans and big, moving vehicles do not make it very easy to grab something to eat. But he also knew something else: he had never tasted anything as sweet and delicious as the small puddles left behind from those ice cream drippings. Not only were they delicious, they were also cold and wetâthe perfect combination on this mega-hot day.
He knew it was worth the risk.
After the truck made its third stopâand the third bunch of colored puddles was licked dryâMutt, Poo-Poo, Karen, andStripes prepared to race after it again. They stretched their legs and gathered their energy. But Stick Dog stopped them.
âThis isnât working,â he said simply.
âWhat do you mean, Stick Dog?â asked Karen with surprise. âWeâre tasting some amazing flavors. And weâve got it down to a pretty good routine. It seems safe and everything.â
Mutt, Stripes, and Poo-Poo wagged their tails in agreement.
âWeâre getting some great flavors here, thatâs true,â Stick Dog responded. âBut the reward isnât worth the effort. Iâm getting tired of all this chasing, and at the end, all we get are a few good laps at a few small puddles. Weâre just getting the tiny drippings from that ice cream. We need more than that. Itâs deliciousâsome of the best flavors Iâve ever tasted, to be honest. But ultimately not very satisfying.â
At this, the others all came to the immediate understanding that Stick Dog was right.
âWhat are we going to do, Stick Dog?â asked Karen.
âWe actually need to grab some of that ice cream from the truck,â he answered.
âBut how?â Mutt asked.
âLetâs think about it a minute,â said Stick Dog as he led them into the shade of a big oak tree by the side of the road. There were a few smaller trees, bushes, and mailboxes around them, and it was a fairly secure place to decide their plan of action. âWeâve chased and observed this ice cream truck for a while now. What have we learned so far?â
Karen spoke up first. âI like the light-brown flavor the best! Thatâs what Iâve learned.â
At that, Stripes, Mutt, and Poo-Poo all declared their favorite colors too.
âOkay. Umm, thatâs good to know,â Stick Dog said. âBut what have we learned about the whole process? About the pattern of things? About the truck and where it goes and what the driver and the other humans do? What have we learned that will help us get some ice cream?â
Poo-Poo, Stripes, Karen, and Mutt all thought about this for a moment. They tried their best to help Stick Dog.
Mutt said, âI have some information that might be useful, Stick Dog.â
âOkay, letâs hear it.â
âItâs really hot out today,â Mutt said with satisfaction in his voice.
âOkay, Mutt,â Stick Dog said slowly. He panted a little to cool off a bit. âGood observation. Iâll remember that. Now what about something that could really help us get some ice cream from that truck? Letâs try to be specific.â
Karen then said, âStick Dog, I have something important to say.â
âGo ahead.â
âIâve changed my mind,â she said. âI think I like the yellow color the best. Instead of the light brown.â
âOkay, Karen,â said Stick Dog. He knew that the ice cream truck was getting farther and farther awayâeven though it was moving quite slowly. âIâll make a note of that.â
Poo-Poo seemed to take this all very seriously. âI have an observation that could help,â he said, and pointed to where the truck had been. âThe truck is no longer there.â
Stick Dog looked at the spot where Poo-Poo
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