napping?â
âI was about to take one.â This is absolutely true. I was going to take a twelve-minute nap like John F. Kennedy did. He was a famous power napper even in the White House.
I tell her about school.
âAre you using your antiseptic?â
I nod.
âHow is your blood pressure?â
âI take the medicine.â High blood pressure is a side effect of the medicine Iâm taking.
âAnd where is your father?â
I walk the phone over to the stove and show her the great dinner I made.
âSausage,â she announces, âhas additives andââ
âItâs organic.â I have to eat healthyâdoctorâs orders.
Walt, thankfully, comes in the door. âAnd have you had a bowel movement, young man?â
âNot since last month.â
She gasps.
âHeâs kidding!â Walt grabs the phone and glares at me. âSeriously, we are doing well.â
Iâm glad to have an aunt, even though she can drive me this side of crazy.
âI think we should talk daily,â she says.
I shake my head, which is Jerwalâs sign to shake his head, too. I do a little robot dance. Jerwal jerks his arms up and down.
âMaybe we should talk weekly, Char. How are you?â
She doesnât want to talk about that. But then she says, âTell Jeremiah theyâre lucky to have him at that school.â
She means it, too. I shout, âThanks, Aunt Charity.â
Call over.
Walt and I eat in the kitchen with the Reds game on the radio.
Donât mess up, you guysâitâs Frannyâs big day.
Waltâs loving the dinner.
âHow are the robots at work, Walt?â
âYou can see for yourself.â He opens his backpack, takes out an orange ball with a flat side, and puts it on the floor.
âThatâs a robot?â
âYep. This is SARB. Search and Report Back. Weâre developing them for police and fire departments.â Computer out, he types something. âFind trouble, SARB.â
The orange ball moves, stops at the screen door, and falls over on its back like a turtle. This happens two times.
âWhy does it do that, Walt?â
âItâs not clear.â Heâs typing more.
âCan Jerwal meet it?â
âNot yet.â
âIt might need a friend, Walt.â
âThere are dozens just like it at the office.â
Uncle Jack didnât like robots because he said they canât take a joke. Walt and I tried to program Jerwal to make a ha-ha noise, but it sounded more like he was wheezing.
Walt opens the screen door. âFind trouble, SARB.â
The little robot rolls onto the porch. We follow it. Thereâs a noise in the bushes. Mrs. Prim is staring at us.
I see no point in lying. âMrs. Prim, this is my father, Walt. And this is his robot, SARB.â
Her face twists up.
Walt tips his baseball cap to her. âItâs a lovely evening, maâam. Nice to meet you.â
He picks SARB up. Moths dance by the porch light. The Reds just made a very stupid error, letting a Cub get to second, but theyâre still ahead by two runs.
Walt does the dishes. I arrange my baseball and coaching books on the bookshelf in my room. It sags a little under the weight. Jerwal is in the corner getting a power zap. Thatâs what I needâa power cord to plug into.
Today in study hall, I researched Coach Perkins, the Hornets coach. He has a lot of big coach sayings:
âI donât believe in losing. I believe in winning. One hundred percent.â
âI eat winning for breakfast. I drink it, I breathe it. Every minute. Every day. I program myself to go for it.â
âThis is what I tell my players: you play for me, you leave your doubts at the door.â
The door opens and SARB comes rolling in.
âWalt!â
âAct natural, Jer. He needs practice getting around things.â
SARB goes up to my suitcase and stops.
âItâs got my