your education.â Dark eyes sparkled again. âIâm assuming that in this brave new millennium you donât use the word master.â
âWhat makes you think I have a teacher?â
Leah sighed. âYouâre young. Far too young to be on your own.â
âSurprise.â He spread his hands.
Brows rose. âWhat happened to your teacher?â
He pushed chow mein around his plate. âI thought we were going to talk about the naked horny dude.â
Fortunately, only a little rice went up her nose. When she finished laughing and snorting and blowing her nose on the crumpled handful of toilet paper Tonyâd brought from the bathroom, she said, âHis name is Ryne Cyratane. It means: He Who Brings Desire and Destruction. Heâs a Demonlord.â
âOh, man.â The fork bounced as he dropped it on the table. âNot again.â
âExcuse me?â
âA few years ago, some friends of mine stopped a Demonlord from coming through in Toronto.â
âComing through?â
âYeah, there was this lesser demon writing the Demonlordâs name on the city in blood andâ¦â He frowned, trying unsuccessfully to remember the specifics Henry had told him about how theyâd finally defeated it. âIt got complicated, but he didnât make it.â
âObviously.â Her tone went beyond dry to desiccated. âWell, thereâs no need for you to worry about this one. Iâve got him contained.â She stood and pulled up her sweater.
âNice tat.â
âThank you.â It circled her navel, row after row of black glyphs spreading almost up to the edge of her ribs like ripples moving out from the point of impact. âItâs a Demongate. As long as I live, the gate stays closed and my lord is denied reentry to this world.â
âYour lord?â
âLong story.â
âOkay. Reentry?â
âHe was here about four thousand years ago. For almost five hundred years, worshiped as a god, he ruled a territory in whatâs now Lebanon. Ish. Same general geography anyway, near as I can figure. He had a temple, he had handmaidens, he had a lot of sex.â
That would be the desire part, Tony figured.
âThen something came upâheâs never said whatâand he created a gate to return to the hell he came from. It took a lot of power. To get it, he killed everyone in the village and, with their blood, anchored the gate in his sole surviving handmaiden.â
And that would be the destruction. Tony leaned closer. The tat wasnât black. Not exactly. It was a very, very dark red-brown. âYouâre the handmaiden.â
âHandmaiden, priestess, lover; I was hisâ¦â
âGirlfriend?â He winced at her expression. âSorry. I was just channeling Young Frankenstein , you know when Frau Blucher is explaining andâ¦Never mind. Sorry. Totally inappropriate interruption. Iâll just, uh, be quiet now.â
She waited a moment longer.
Tony picked up his fork and ate some more rice and tried to look like there was some other idiot in his apartment who couldnât keep his mouth shut.
âI was his most beloved.â Leah continued at last. Her fingertips lightly stroked the edges of the pattern, raising goose bumps on her skin. âHe cut the gate into my flesh, glyphs written in the blood of my people, because he intended to return but would be unable to open the gate from the other side. Gates from the hells have to be opened from our side or weâd be overrun by demons in a heartbeat.â
âAnd they have to be asked in?â Then he remembered that heâd said heâd be quiet and he shrugged apologetically, but she seemed resigned to the interruption.
âYouâre confused, thatâs vampires.â
It didnât seem like the right time to correct her. Henry went where he wanted. âWhy didnât this Ryne