boots. Those, they go to what, the top of your ankle?â Don asked as the truck rolled down West Ogden, passing three buildings, liquor stores, and vacant lots filled with nothing but snow. The avenue was nearly deserted at three-thirty in the morning. Parts of the West Side looked abandoned at the best of times; tonight it looked damn near apocalyptic.
Theyâd been at the bar close to five hours, shooting the shit, watching basketball and hockey. Don introduced Tommy around to most of the regulars. When Don mentioned Leeâs name, guys would invariably wince and offer their condolences. Then they changed the subject. Quickly.
Tommy lifted his foot to his knee and peered at it skeptically. Heâd had the boots for nearly five years. Heavy-duty leather with thick soles, he couldnât see what was wrong with them.
âNah. Theyâre no good,â Don said. âYou want something thatâll go up to your knees. Like some snake hunting boots, you know? Might have to hit some of the motorcycle stores, or the farm and hunting stores down in Indiana. Iâll see if I can dig up an extra pair of pads for now. When you get âem, make sure theyâre big enough that theyâll fit over your jeans. Had a rat run up inside my work pants once. Whoo boy, lemme tell ya, that was fun.â
The crossed Cermak, then South Pulaski.
âRule number two. Donât waste your time chasinâ rats with bait. Mr. Rat, heâs too goddamn smart. And thereâs just too many of âem. So you find a colony, and you poison the living shit out of it.â
âWeâre heading for a colony?â
âWeâre heading for the biggest, baddest colony you ever seen. Just you wait. We could kill rats until Christ comes back, and we wouldnât make a goddamn dent in their population.â
Tommy considered this for a moment. âYou ever been to Palmisano Park in Bridgeport?â
Don shook his head.
âItâs a nature park, got a lake, some paths and shit. Used to be the Stearns Limestone Quarry.â
âOh sure, sure.â
âMy dad told me, back in the day, when they were done hauling limestone out, somebody had the bright idea to fill half of it up with garbage, then make a park out of it.â
Don laughed. âBet they got more than they bargained for.â
âDad told me that the rats got so bad, they had to burn the garbage. Guess they had to stand around the place, killing rats as it all burned. Heard they switched to construction junk to fill it in.â
âWhere weâre headed, itâs a little off the beaten path,â Don said with a sly grin. âLike everything else our esteemed commissioner has got his fingers in, itâs in that gray area in between of not exactly legal and a fuckinâ war crime.â
Don turned off into an industrial wasteland. âTake a deep breath. Just south of here, thereâs the biggest raw sewage treatment plant youâve ever seen. You ever hear of the Deep Tunnel?â
âStorm runoff?â
âYeah. Itâs so all the water has somewhere to go, so all our shit, and I mean that literally, understand, doesnât wash out into the lake.â He turned into an industrial section, followed a few of the smaller streets that wove through the warehouses and deserted factories until they came to a shipping yard. Don nodded to the gateâs watchmen and followed a gravel road that wound around the trucks and down into a surprisingly deep quarry.
Down at the far end was a tunnel.
A set of narrow gauge train tracks that hadnât felt steel wheels in decades, nearly obliterated in dirt and gravel, stretched into the darkness. Don didnât even slow down and before Tommy could say anything, they were hurtling into the tunnel. Rough-hewn rock whipped past his window.
âHuh.â Tommy swallowed. âDidnât realize we were actually headed underground.â
âWell, you
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