way.
Sam laughed. âMiss us? I hate to break it to ya, pal, but did you know thereâs a warrant out for your arrest? Got two boys in a squad car downstairs, waiting for your ass. Go look, see if you donât believe me.â Sam withdrew his foot.
David slammed the door.
They gave him a minute. Sam knocked on the door, said loudly, âYou can either talk to us, or weâll just kick the door down again and those boys downstairs will be happy to slap some cuffs on you. Your call.â Sam gave it a second to sink in, then said, âMy patience is getting a little thin.â
They heard the click and tinkle as the chain was unlatched. The door swung open, and David stood in the doorway, arms crossed, scowling. He was young, maybe mid-twenties, dressed in a blue satin robe and not much else. His blond dreadlocks were smashed flat on the left side of his head, giving him a lopsided appearance. âI didnât do nothinâ.â
Sam pushed past him and stood in the middle of the apartment. It was a hell of a lot nicer than Samâs place. Hardwood floors. Leather couches. Marble coffee table. Recessed lighting. A giant poster of Pacinoâs Scarface . An artistic black and white poster of two blondes making out. Pizza boxes and greasy fast food bags spoiled the cultured effect, though.
âYour mommy still paying the rent?â
âFuck you. Fuck you both.â
âDavid, David, David.â Ed shook his head, shut the door behind him, and leaned against it. âYou really should be glad to see us. If we hadnât heard about you, and intercepted those officers downstairs, youâd be in a real pickle right now.â
Sam checked his watch. âWe told âem five minutes. You got two minutes left.â
âSo what?â David put his hands on his hips. âI ainât done nothinâ.â
Ed shrugged. âYou pissed somebody off, thatâs all I can say. Word is, they got you dealing on tape. Digital video, five-point-one stereo surround, all the bells and whistles. Itâs truly astonishing where they can put a camera these days.â
âLetâs cut to the chase, for your sake,â Sam said. âWeâre offering to take care of any evidence. That way, the boys downstairs canât take you in. Make us happy, and who knows, that tape might just get lost. Happens all the time.â
âI got nothing. I donât deal anymore. Iâm clean.â
âSure you are. You got . . . thirty seconds to convince yourself that itâs true.â
David lasted twenty seconds before muttering, âYou guys are such motherfuckers.â He turned over the giant subwoofer and pulled out three baggies of pot, at least five pounds each.
Sam tossed two bags to Ed, who stashed them in his overcoat. âYou sure thatâs it?â
David shook his head, finally said, âFuck. Fuck!â He went to the empty aquarium and pulled out a baggie of fine white powder.
Sam took that as well. âNow, tell me the truth. Donât you feel better?â
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Back in the car, Ed took the passenger seat and chuckled. âThat kid.â He split open a Swisher Sweet with his pocket knife, scooped out the sweet smelling tobacco, and sprinkled some of the weed in its place as Sam pulled out onto the Drive. âHe gets any dumber, weâre gonna have to call Social Services.â
âWell, I suppose thereâs a good reason they call it dope,â Sam said, weaving the cruiser through traffic. He rolled down the driverâs window as Ed lit the blunt. Ed passed it to him, but Sam shook his head and laughed. âYou fucking hippies. Iâm driving, dammit.â
Ed took another hit.
Sam pulled a flask out of his jacket and took a long sip. He hit the lights and the gas and sped south through the blowing snow on Lake Shore Drive.
C HAPTER 9
2:14 AM
December 28
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