minute, I have to go clean up. I got a little something on my cape.â
âThat looks like blood,â said Yoshi. âYou didnât hurt yourself, did you, sir? I have some quapai ointment.â She pointed at her medicine pouch, slung over the arm of a side chair.
âOh, itâs not mine. Itâs poor old Vladimirâs.â
Three pairs of eyes assumed saucer-like proportions.
âOh, sir, you didnât!â breathed Yoshi awfully.
âGood Lord, Rhys,â said Danetta. âI know the man is your arch rival, butââ
âI didnât lay a hand on him, I promise. There was some hullabaloo going on in the village commonsâa lot of party preparations and what not. Vlad just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and got rapped by a piece of flying timber. They were trying to hoist this little tower affair for the fireworks tonight and he just got in the way.â He grimaced and flapped the bloodied bit of cape. âI guess I was sort of in the wrong place at the wrong time, too.â
âWas he badly hurt?â asked Danetta.
âWell, it got him in the mouth. May have chipped a tooth. Pa-Lili insisted on taking care of it, so heâs in good hands... whether he knows it or not.â He studied the stain for a moment, then grinned. âAnd there he stood, thirsting for my blood. Van Helsing lives.â He disappeared in the direction of the cabins, humming a tune.
Danetta Price stared after him, a bemused expression on her face. âIs it my imagination, or has his brogue gotten thicker since you left?â
âIt sort of thins and thickens,â said Yoshi. âThe better he feels, the thicker it gets.â
âYou can say that again,â muttered Rick.
o0o
âSo, it seemed to me that the best way of besting Zarber was to negotiate with the Pa-Kai on their own terms. If they believe a Chieftain and a Shaman must both be present to negotiate a deal, then we provide a Shaman and a Chieftain as they know them. And we bring them a real Chieftain, not a mock up.â
Danetta nodded. âWhich is what Zarber is giving them, I take it. I happen to know that William Benz is on his way to Earth even as we speak. Heâs going to be taking a nice little transit nap for the next couple of weeks.â
âHeâs hand-picked one of his tall, dignified, male acolytes to play the part,â said Rhys. âThe young gentleman has been spreading his dignified presence around the Pa-Kai villages for the past three days, schmoozing with the other Chieftains. Meanwhile, in the absence of our own Chieftain, we have been keeping company with the Shaman and her associates.â
âWho dress like this?â Danetta lifted the freshly laundered hem of Rhysâs cape.
âExactly.â
âDare I hope that Chieftains do not also dress like this?â Her hazel eyes were imploring.
âOh, the Chieftains are a much drabber lot,â Rhys assured her. âThey seldom wear more than two shades from opposite color groups at the same time and their crest adornments are much moreâah...â
âUnderstated?â suggested Rick.
âWell, theyâre not fluorescent and they generally hang down the back as opposed to sticking out in all directions.â
Danetta raised her eyes to Rhysâs head. âIâm delighted to hear that.â
o0o
They arrived at the eveningâs banquet just at sunset, when the torches and fires in the tribal commons were beginning to compete with the Pa-Loana sun for brilliance. Except for her very un-Pa-Kai features, Danetta Price looked the epitome of Pa-Kai Chieftain-hood. The robes she wore over a bright burgundy unisuit were Pa-Kai originals, procured from a village merchant who catered to the fashion whims of Chief and Shaman alike. It was, he assured them, the latest in royal garb, and drew their attention to the way the head gear draped a vivid azure tail