much.â
âAnd the two of you?â Ray asked Albert and Nigel.
âWe have received instruction in orienteering in addition to our survival training. We are very qualified,â Albert said.
âEither of you ever been in the bush before?â
âNot technically.â
âBut we both know how to paddle a canoe,âNigel said.
Ray slowly shook his head. âI guess that pretty well decides how weâre going to pair up. The little guy goes with me and Jamie will share with the girl andââ
âIâm sorry, but thatâs not possible,â Albert said, cutting him off.
âWhatâs not possible?â Ray asked.
âIt is not possible to have the Prince and Princess separated from us. One of us must be with them at all times.â
âYouâre not going to be separated,â Ray said. âThe two of you are just going to be in another canoe. Weâre all taking the same piece of water to the same place, you know.â
âWe must be right with them. I am in charge of their security.â
Ray didnât say anything right away, but I could tell from his expression that he was thinking. He bent down slowly and picked up his pack from the canoe.
âThen I hope you all enjoy your trip. Leave the canoes right here when youâre done. Come on, Jamie,â he said, and he started to walk away.
âExcuse me!â Albert practically yelled. Ray stopped and turned back around. âYou canât just leave!â
âWhy not?â Ray asked. âYou already told me that you were in charge, that youâre in charge of security, so why do you need me?â
âYouâre the expert! Youâre the leader!â Albert exclaimed.
Ray smiled and took a few steps back. He dropped his pack back in the canoe. âNow that thatâs understood, let me explain things a little. You two may be in charge of their security,â he said, pointing at the Prince and Princess, âbut out here Iâm in charge of everybodyâs security. Understand?â
Albert and Nigel reluctantly nodded in agreement.
âAnd while you may be a prince,â he said, pointing at Andrew, âand you a princess,â he said, nodding at Victoria, âout here Iâm the king . And Jamie here is the vice-king .â
âVice-king?â Prince Andrew asked. âWhat is a vice-king?â
âThe guy who tells everybody what to do when the king isnât around,â Ray explained. âAnd if those terms arenât good enough, then we just arenât going. Because you know Iâd be just as happy to spend the next five days fishing by myself.â
Everybody looked at Albert.
âPlease,â Princess Victoria pleaded. âWeâll stay close together. Besides, wouldnât we be safer if we were right there with the people who know the bush the best?â
âSheâs got a point,â Ray said. âAny danger youâre going to meet up here is going to be from something that me and Jamie are more experienced with and able to deal with.â
What sort of danger did he mean? There wasnât much that was very dangerous up here ⦠at least if you knew what you were doing.
Albert looked at the Princess, then the Prince, and finally at Ray. âI imagine that will be sufficient for our security requirements.â
âSo the pairings are going to be like I said,â Ray continued. âIâm with ⦠with ⦠what are we supposed to call you two?â
âMy friends call me Victoria, or sometimes Vicky.â
âNot Torie?â I asked.
âNever!â she scoffed.
âBut on the computerââ
As soon as I said that, Victoria gave me a look that would have stopped a herd of elephants. Just then it was easy to believe she was royalty. In any case, I was obedient and shut up right away.
âAnd him?â
âAndrew would do fine,â he