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molest us,” he murmured back. “Blue be not one to let us be taken hostage again.”
    “Oh, of course,” she said, relaxing. She touched her screen.
    Now the game was on. A menu appeared on his screen:
    1B5E 9K BAKING BROWNIES
    MACH (R) VS AGAPE (A)
    1. GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS
    2. OPTIONS
    3. RECIPE
    4. LIST OF INGREDIENTS
    5. TERMINATE
    “What be ‘R’ and ‘A’?” Bane inquired.
    “Robot and android,” she replied.
    “But—“
    “This is a standard unit. It cannot distinguish between a robot and a human being inhabiting the body of a robot. See, you are also listed as ‘Mach.’ Similarly, it cannot distinguish between an android and an alien; it knows only the distinction between Human, Robot, Android and Cyborg. So I count as an android.”
    He smiled. “Yet we be two other people.”
    “Two aliens,” she agreed. “From Phaze and Moeba. That is what brought us together.”
    “I would not change it.”
    “Nor would I.” She returned his smile. They were doing a lot of that, now. “But let’s get cooking.”
    “Aye.” He returned his gaze to the screen.   He did not understand much of it, so he decided to start at the beginning: GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS.   He touched the number 1.
    The original menu contracted and retreated to the upper right corner of the screen, evidently remaining functional. New words took over the left and center:
    MOST COOKING AND BAKING IS DONE BY REMOTE INSTRUCTION. ALL DIRECTIVES INDICATED ON THE SCREEN WILL BE IMPLEMENTED IN THE ACTIVITY CHAMBER IMMEDIATELY BEYOND THE CONSOLE. IF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH YOUR OPTIONS AND RECIPE, PROCEED DIRECTLY TO THE LIST OF INGREDIENTS AND MAKE YOUR SELECTIONS. IF NOT, PROCEED TO 2. OPTIONS.
    Well, that was clear enough. Bane touched 2. OPTIONS in the corner. He wondered how Agape was doing. She had come to Proton only a day before he had, but had been better prepared for it.   OPTIONS: YOU MAY GO DIRECTLY TO THE LIST OF INGREDIENTS IF THE RECIPE IS ALREADY FAMILIAR.
    YOU MAY SPECIFY THE SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENTS EMPLOYED IN THE RECIPE AND LIST OF INGREDIENTS.
    YOU MAY SPECIFY A MULTIPLE OF THE STANDARD RECIPE. WARNING: THIS MAY AFFECT THE BAKING TIME AND THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCT.
    YOU MAY SPECIFY VARIANTS OF THE STANDARD INGREDIENTS. WARNING: THIS IS NOT ADVISED FOR NOVICE PRACTITIONERS, AS IT MAY AFFECT THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCT.
    YOU MAY SPECIFY VARIANTS OF OVEN TEMPERATURE AND DURATION. WARNING: THIS MAY AFFECT THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCT.
    The list of options continued, but Bane had seen enough. He decided to stick with the standard recipe and ingredients. He touched 3. RECIPE.
    There it was: the listing of the materials that were to go into the production, with brief instructions on integration and processing.
    60 GRAMS UNSWEETENED CHOCOLATE
    60 CUBIC CENTIMETERS BUTTER
    Oops! He was in trouble already! He was not conversant with the metric system used in Proton; he thought in terms of ounces and pounds and cups and quarts.
    But he had the solution. He touched OPTIONS again, and when its listing reappeared, he touched SPECIFY SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENTS. A sub listing of measurements options appeared: the various systems used by the other planets and peoples and creatures of the galaxy. That wasn’t much help either!   However, there was at the bottom a place for OTHER. He touched that, and when it asked him to PLEASE SPECIFY, he said, “The system used in the Frame o’ Phaze.”
    The screen blinked. For a moment he was afraid that this was not a viable choice, but then it replied OLD ENGLISH SYSTEM OF WEIGHTS AND MEASURES INVOKED.
    Well! This was just about like doing magic in Phaze.
    He returned to the RECIPE. Now it listed:
    2 OUNCES UNSWEETENED CHOCOLATE
    ¼ CUP BUTTER
    1 CUP SUGAR
    2 MEDIUM EGGS
    1/8 TEASPOON SALT
    ½ CUP WHEAT FLOUR
    ½ CUP WALNUT FRAGMENTS
    1 TEASPOON VANILLA FLAVORING
    This he was able to make some sense of. He glanced across at Agape, and saw that her activity chamber was in operation: things were happening in a